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The Black Dahlia Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2006 12:00:00 December 20, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of Scarlett and Josh – The Black Dahlia co-starring Hilary Swank and Aaron Eckhart comes out on DVD next Tuesday, December 26 and I have 3 copies to give away. Scarjo’s tits apparently feature prominently, though not bare, I hear they do a great job of asserting themselves into every scene. Full Story

Hurley in Black...but still the same

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

She"s not wearing white with her tits pouring out and yet, and yet. Elizabeth Hurley still manages to look exactly the same...which isn"t so cute these days, is it? Must be the hair. Is it the hair? Is it the bump at the end of her nose? Wouldn"t trade my China Hawk Nose for this nose, like, ever. Full Story

Brilliant Boleyn Casting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

I apologise. I realise this means nothing if you haven’t read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory. But if you haven’t read it, you really should. Because even though it is a stellar cast, you never know what Hollywood’s bound to do to a book adaptation, no matter how tried and true the subject matter. Full Story

Gwyneth & Chris: The Marriage Nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

My China people have a saying, rougly translated: Husband/Wife Common Face, which means that when two people are right for each other, their respective facial fortunes reveal many similarities, and we"ll just ignore the fact that this probably originated back in the day when sister and brothers and cousins kept marrying each other. Full Story

The Church of Maddox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2006 12:00:00 July 5, 2006 12:00:00

If for some reason the Goddess decided my time was up tomorrow, I would desperately, desperately want to come back as Maddox Jolie-Pitt. That kid has, like, the best life ever. Here are 5 reasons why I worship at the altar of Maddox J0lie-Pitt: - Madd never has to walk. When he"s not on a plane, he"s in a car, when he"s not in a car, he"s being carried, when he"s not being carried, he"s riding a bike, when he"s not riding a bike, he"s driving an ATV. Full Story

The Daily Boring: Liz Hurley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2006 12:00:00 June 30, 2006 12:00:00

Never mind that unsightly bump on the end of her nose. Never mind that she"s the most overrated "actress", like, ever. Never mind that she"s probably done even less than Paris Hilton to become a celebrity. Never mind all that. What bothers me most about Liz Hurley is that she looks the same over and over and over again. Full Story

On Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2006 12:00:00 May 29, 2006 12:00:00

Cannes is an absolute madhouse. First of all, the Croisette is packed all the time. And unless you"ve been given official media accreditation, you just never know where on the beach the photo calls will take place. So everyone just ends up running from one end to another trying to get snaps of the stars and even if you do manage to catch them at a good time, like when I stumbled across Charlie Sheen et al for the Platoon revival, the pappies and the crazed megafans end up bumping you out of the way anyway. Full Story

Most Budget: Elizabeth Hurley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

I don’t care how much it cost or who the hell made it. It looks tacky and low classy, full-on beauty pageant with a touch of recycled Versace thrown in and for the love of Anna Wintour - it"s peach! PEACH! Totally unforgiveable, totally overplayed, and I have to laugh at the way she never wears her hair up because of that hideous witch bump on the end of her nose and how many years now has she had the same "do and remind me again how she managed to land a cosmetics deal and be considered some kind of international beauty because when I see her all I think is - mousy, mousy, mousy and seriously, why is Liz Hurley even relevant??? Next. Full Story

Cameron Crowe"s big mistake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2006 12:00:00 February 12, 2006 12:00:00

One of the great things about taking time off is that you get to catch up on DVDs. There are movies that I refuse to pay for. And yet these are the same movies I do not object to watching at home. Elizabethtown is one of those movies. Given Cameron Crowe"s reputation, given the fact that he has considerable influence in Hollywood, I was surprised to see it tank at the box office. Full Story

From Erin B: La Liz has thick skin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2006 12:00:00 January 26, 2006 12:00:00

Is Elizabeth Hurley our desperate , past her prime gal who’s trying some risky pick ups at parties? Dear Erin, Although I wouldn"t put this kind of move past Liz if she was single, she"s actually been tied up for the last couple of years with Arun Nayer, a jetsetter with loads of cash and a very pissy ex wife. Full Story