Thankful for Botox

October 13, 2008 12:56:00 Posted at October 13, 2008 12:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it?

Sharon Osbourne would like to know…

Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out Gran and every other twat in Hollywood for not being as forthcoming:

“Oh my God! Those liars! I hate them! Those bitches! 'They are like, "I didn't do anything." Meanwhile, their eyebrows are here. Lying bitch!'”

Then she made a point of pointing out Granny’s Freeze: “Nicole Kidman's forehead looks like a f-cking flatscreen TV! How big is that forehead?”

How big indeed?

Oh but remember…

Granny says it’s all natural. In Marie Claire last year:

"To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don't smoke. I take care of myself. And I'm very proud to say that."

Would you believe the Gran has fan freaks too?

And that they believe her?

Makes them crazier than the Brange lunatics, non?

Pop Quiz!

Three photos attached – which one’s the wax?

Source Daily Mail