She probably started that rumour herself
The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other – Goddamn she looks busted. In retrospect, she did not look all that busted. Because busted is what she looks like now. And you know she would have tried to crash it on Monday night, even though Wintour probably would have had her removed in the time it takes to snort a line, but she had to rush back to LA with her self-serving ma to show up for a deposition on Tuesday as a last chance in that lawsuit against her from when she drove down the highway on a speedy chase when she was f-cked out of her mind a few years ago.
It was the third go-round and she finally made it... only 20 minutes late but it had nothing to do with the fact that both Lindsay and Dina were at the Chateau Marmont supposedly until 2am. Good job, mom.
This is some serious business. These people want to fry your ass. And you can’t get your sh-t together enough to be on time? Lilo amazingly was able to stay several hours, and then of course the next day she dutifully showed up at alcohol education. Because she’ll be thrown into jail otherwise. So now it’s optional. It’s an order by the judge but only when and if the judge is close to slamming her in a cell. Way to respect the court.
You’d think after all that she’d be able to take a night off? Of course not.
Last night Lindsay Lohan hit up a club. And stayed til 2:30am. And then, curiously enough, Pacific Coast News photographed this dude – click here to see - leaving Las Palmas citing a rumour that it was actually Robert Pattinson and that he was off to meet her. Which means that she probably told people that it was Robert Pattinson off to meet her. And obviously no one believes her. Because what the f-ck would Robert Pattinson want to do with a skint ass scag? It’s not him. Relax Twi-Hards.
Lindsay is playing Linda Lovelace in her next movie. They’re “announcing” it at the Cannes Film Festival. To beg for interest and money. So we’re now on our way to those porn star aspirations.
Photos from SPW/Splashnewsonline.com