Shelf Ass Dumb Ass
So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass.
Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others…
Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott:
"We were staying in a hotel waiting for a writer and I suggested we go for a walk in the park. There in Hyde Park was this little ferris wheel that they just put up for a little funfair but Jessica goes: 'Oh it's the London Eye. I thought it would be a bit bigger.' She had no f**king idea whatsoever."
Do you love it, or do you love it?
Her director basically called her a tool. Or… an ass.
But you know what comes next, right?
What comes next is Jessica Biel’s tireless publicist. Perhaps a pap session at the UN? Perhaps a cleverly placed item on People.com, from the director backtracking on his comments, about how erudite she is? About how much she loves to read? Perhaps a voter registration rally in a small town? Or getting off a plane with Pippy, a worn copy of Thomas Friedman's The World is Flat clutched tightly in her hand?
Shelfy is relentless. She will fight back.
Thanks S for the tip!