What Shia’s reading

August 6, 2009 16:32:26 Posted at August 6, 2009 16:32:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have had a lot of requests lately for Shia LaBeouf…

He hit up a Borders today in LA and picked up some reading material. A book called “And Then the Roof Caved In: How Wall Street's Greed and Stupidity Brought Capitalism to Its Knees".

As you know, Shia has been confirmed with Michael Douglas in the Wall Street sequel, Money Never Sleeps. Terrible title. Javier Bardem was supposed to play the bad guy but has dropped out for scheduling conflicts.

Shia doing research?

Reading is better than trying to kill people while drunk in his car.

Shia’s report card the last year shows much improvement. Shia should keep it up. Next year, Shia should focus on his multiplication tables and penmanship. We look forward to seeing Shia in the fall.

Is this what your teachers wrote?

Anyway, he’s a wee thing, Shia, but what cranks it for me – aside from his charisma because when he speaks it’s like… foreplay – is that despite his shortness, Shia can rock a pair of pants. Yeah, I totally would.


Photos from Ben Tsui / Splashnewsonline.com

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