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Carpets & Candids: Diane Keaton’s white sheet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2016 18:42:04 November 17, 2016 18:42:04
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Michael Loccisano/ Brian Ach/ Getty Images

First of all, she’s Diane Keaton. So the people who throw up their hands all like, WHAT IS SHE WEARING? don’t know what the f-ck they’re talking about because when has Diane Keaton ever dressed like Sofia Vergara, Jesus. Second, I’m going to the Special Olympics gala tomorrow night and if I could, this is what I would wear. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Connelly’s red tank dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2016 14:45:58 October 3, 2016 14:45:58
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GABRIEL BOUYS/ Ernesto Ruscio/ Getty Images

To me, this red dress only works because there’s a white tank underneath. And, by red dress standards, I actually really love it. I love that it’s a red dress that’s actively trying NOT to be a red dress – there’s nothing here that insists on being “glam!” or “sexy”. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Sienna’s black and white sandals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2016 20:42:54 September 14, 2016 20:42:54
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Richard Buxo/ Nancy Rivera/ Splash News, ANGELA WEISS/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Getty Images

The dress is fine. Small spots, a neck tie, drop waist – it’s a good investment and you’d wear it forever. My eye though passed over the dress to the shoes. These sandals. With a thick, chunky white platform. I want them. But they are not a good investment. Because, to me, they only work if you can keep them super clean. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: KStew’s white suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2016 14:43:07 July 11, 2016 14:43:07
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FameFlynet, Christopher Peterson/ Splash News

Does it bite your ass when whites don’t match? When one shade of white clashes against the other? Kristen Stewart’s white suit is warmer than her white tee. But what makes it all work is that she wore a black bra underneath. It neutralizes the disconnect, at least to my eyes. Or maybe it’s just that my eyes are too busy wanting her loafers. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Vanessa’s amazing shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2016 20:42:57 July 6, 2016 20:42:57
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Marc Piasecki/ Pierre Suu/ Getty Images

I needed to compose myself after seeing these shoes and becoming hysterical over them. The combination of gold and black is gorgeous. The black cap toe keeps the gold from overpowering. The black straps and the triangle sides make the shoe more than just a generic mary jane. This is an instant classic. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Tegan & Sara’s MMVA jacket game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2016 18:13:37 June 20, 2016 18:13:37
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Sonia Recchia/ George Pimentel/ Getty Images

Everything was polished and sharp on the red carpet with their long jackets and cute kicks and it was fresh and funky on stage with their bombers, splashes of colour, and another set of dope kicks. They have the best steeze. I don’t feel like they get enough credit for this.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Tatiana’s orange jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2016 18:31:29 June 6, 2016 18:31:29
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Derek Storm/ Splash News, Steve Mack/ Desiree Navarro/ Getty Images

It’s pants… but there’s a slit up the side, see? Good, right? And yes to the choice to wear oxfords or sneakers (snoxfords) instead of heels. The shoes make the outfit. Had she been wearing pumps or strappy sandals, I might never have noticed.  Full Article

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