BAFTA Geriatric: Sienna Miller
Source Old socialite preserved by gin and tonic – worse still, it makes her look (gasp!) wide. And even though the back is lovely, the front is Pure Mature. The accessories too. Suitable perhaps for the Chairman’s wife with too much plastic surgery but on a 26 year old “fashion icon”? Please. On Cate Blanchett…or Nicole Kidman…absolutely. On Sienna Miller? Who can look so overwhelming good when she doesn’t try so overwhelming hard? Maybe in 10 years. But right now, Sienna simply can’t pull it off.