Everyone seems to be losing their sh-t over how “great” Sienna looked on Saturday at the Palm Springs Film Festival.
Call me Cruise but I’m seeing much older than 25, a bit too much sun, and hard as she might try, a pout just doesn’t work on those teeth – not quite equine but not exactly dainty, non?
What kills it for me though is her Turtle Neck…a signature red carpet pose for our Factory Girl – for some reason, whenever she poses, she’s always so extra about sticking out her neck, like it’ll make her look taller or more elegant or more like Kate Moss…or something equally desperate.
Desperate to be more than just Jude, more than just “sh-tsburgh”, more than just badly behaved Sienna Miller.
Problem is...even in Hollywood, most of the time, respect has to be earned. And unfortunately for Sienna Miller, ripping off styles, smoking cigarettes, playing the fame card, and throwing tantrums doesn’t quite cut it.
But Harvey is working hard for her money. Largely positive reviews coming out of Factory Girl and rumoured to be slotted in for presenting duties at the Globes – can Sienna live up to the hype?