Welcome back Clive
January 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 24, 2006 12:00:00
At the premiere of Derailed in London. A popular Freebie 5 nominee, Clive Owen once had a spot on my list and, if I remember correctly, was displaced for none other than Wentworth Miller who was subsequently removed because my gaydar starting spinning out on control and short circuiting after seeing him in a magazine spread. Anyway, I think I get at least a hundred emails a week about putting Clive back up. And to tell you the truth, I can think of no reason why he shouldn"t be there. The man smolders with an intensity that sets my loins afire in a way normally reserved for very pretty, conventional looking studs. Bu there is something about his non-poster boy looks, his almost ugly features, and the way his eyes barrel into the depths of my womanhood that makes me want to actually keep my panties on and let him do the ripping. You know what I mean? For that reason, I am pleased to announce that Clive Owen has been reinstated on the Freebie 5 in favour of Ryan Gosling who, to be sure, is still worthy of infidelity, but who is heart and soul with Rachel and who probably belongs there forever.