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Sienna Miller: capitalizing on Lohan stupidity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

“All I want to do is act…I’m an actor” – Lilo’s mantra, in every interview, in every article, whenever the pappies are around, she claims she’s an actor. That acting is her calling, that she will win an Oscar by the time she’s 30. Bitch… please. Full Story

Dating Doppelganger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2007 12:00:00 April 19, 2007 12:00:00

Jude Law has a new girl. Her name is Kim Hersov, 34 years old, the editor at large for UK Harper’s Bazaar, and is what Sienna Miller will look like in 10 years if she doesn’t drug and booze away her good looks. Compare and contrast…see? Anyway, Jude and Kim are supposedly on Holiday together in India and have been quietly seeing each other for a couple of months, finding much in common including their children – she has 2 aged 7 and 10. Full Story

Sapphic Sienna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

Well well… isn’t this a shocker. Sienna Miller looking bombed out of her tree groping someone else’s girls. Looks like some innocent fun, non? Because Sienna would NEVER make out with a chick. Or a random dude. Or get sh-tfaced and lose control. No no. Sienna wouldn’t go there. Full Story

Sienna Won’t Shut Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Having seen Sienna Miller in person at Burger King, I can almost picture how she must have been during this interview with The Guardian. Simply put, the girl is off the rails. It was pretty pathetic when she was cussing her face off on her cell phone at the airport in Salt Lake City but during an interview? I have to admit I do appreciate her refreshing candour. Full Story

Jude Law: Dandy Pants get an award

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2007 12:00:00 March 1, 2007 12:00:00

From the French, something about his contribution to cinema. And much as I’m confounded by the quiveration he inspires in some, much as I can’t stand his cockadoodle dandy appeal, I do agree about Jude’s acting resumé - it’s true that he’s limited his sh-tty appearances, it’s true that he could have sold out a lot harder and a lot more often than he has. Full Story

Cate in Berlin: two times flawless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

Source Yesterday for Notes on a Scandal – press conference and premiere. Two different looks, both absolutely unparalleled, especially the blue. Now THIS is a dress. And this is also how you wear it. Sienna Miller would have been eaten alive in this dress, know what I mean? Can’t wait for Oscar carpet. Full Story

BAFTA Geriatric: Sienna Miller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Source Old socialite preserved by gin and tonic – worse still, it makes her look (gasp!) wide. And even though the back is lovely, the front is Pure Mature. The accessories too. Suitable perhaps for the Chairman’s wife with too much plastic surgery but on a 26 year old “fashion icon”? Please. Full Story

Rachel Bilson: cute doesn’t sell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2007 12:00:00 February 9, 2007 12:00:00

A little introspective today, all things considered. But I suppose we are all guilty of it, non? Best illustrated by Rachel Bilson. Rachel Bilson is adorable. She is cute, she is sexy, she is gorgeous, she has terrific personal style – in NYC at Zac Posen, mismatched and funky and fresh and spirited and unique and NOT desperate (Sienna Miller) – she doesn’t mash her tits together and beg for attention, we do not have intimate knowledge of her lower lips, she’s not out lightin’ up LA every night, her pupils aren’t pinned, she hasn’t f&cked half of Hollywood, and she doesn’t walk up and down Canadian city streets tearing a strip off innocent shopkeepers and retail employees. Full Story

Desperately Saving Factory Girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

A movie with huge expectations, beset by production delays and drama on the set, release date pushed back into obscurity, despite heavy campaigning by its producer, and now blasted by critics – no wonder Harvey Weinstein had to do SOMETHING. The problem is, allegedly leaking this kind of story via the NY Daily News is pathetic at best…and even an amateur gossip can see through that bullsh*t. Full Story

The Daily Improved: Sienna Miller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

Not that a pair of knickers isn’t hard to beat but still, in the interest of objectivity, have to admit that Sienna pulled off a lovely comeback last night at yet another event to promote the critical bomb that is Factory Girl. The dress is fantastic. And it looks fantastic on her. The hair, on the other hand? Well…I can’t say I’m down with the hair. Full Story

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 Dear Gossips, Will be freezing my balls off on a glacier in Whistler this morning – shooting a segment for eTalk. New posts when I get back. In the meantime, exercise your pity bone and throw it at Sienna Miller. What to do when your movie sucks unanimous ass? Well, if you’re Sienna, you dress like a spectacle at the premiere and cling to Diddy for dear life. And remember, this is a girl who keeps repeating that she wants to be known as an actor rather than the tabloid leading lady once engaged to Jude Law – and prancing around in a leotard in New York City is the best way to accomplish that, right? Bitch…please. Kinda puts my Burger King sighting into perspective, non? More on Sienna below… Check later for new articles, scroll down and click on “View More Articles”, keep on scrolling, keep on clicking – there were 30 posts yesterday, I have a feeling some of you may have missed a few including John Mayer’s Michael Jackson transformation. Yours in gossip, Lainey