August 7, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 7, 2006 12:00:00
The shrivelling bones, the grungy hair, the dead eyes, the weak frame - don"t tell me you can"t see the resemblance. Mary Kate has her very own doppelganger, just like Kate Moss has Sienna Miller. Is the doppelganger the new Louboutin? Full Story
July 24, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 24, 2006 12:00:00
Enough with Wentworth Miller and a hand-out for the gays. With Becks, Zizou, and hot Harry on a horse – something tells me the homos ain’t complaining. Besides, as gorgeous as he is on the outside, there is nothing sparking my loins about Wentie on the inside. I mean seriously, honey…can you at least grow a beard???
So anyway, it’s time to shake things up on the list, to honour someone who deserves it, someone who’s been undercover for much much too long – someone primed for a comeback and pray Goddess it’ll be this year. Full Story
July 21, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 21, 2006 12:00:00
Earlier this year, in a moment that can only be described as temporary psychosis, Hayden Christensen fell into Sienna Miller’s skitty little trap for several weeks during filming for Factory Girl. And while their torrid affair was over shortly after shooting wrapped, it appears the effects of Sienna’s skank are still lingering on the set. Full Story
June 30, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 30, 2006 12:00:00
I"m going to preface this by gloating a little. I promise I have a point, I am not I"m doing it gratuitously, and it is all about setting a precedent.
Waaay back, on January 15th, I was the first to report that Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen were hooking up on the set of Factory Girl. Full Story
June 16, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 16, 2006 12:00:00
You know why I was so impressed with her MTV Movie Awards ensemble? It’s because this girl has a tendency to overdress. It’s like the Oscars EVERY night!
So she’s in this new movie with Adam Sandler called Click. It’s a comedy. Starring Adam Sandler. Who wore jeans to the premiere.
And there’s Kate. Full Story
June 13, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 13, 2006 12:00:00
As I"m sure you"ve heard, Page Six reported today that Orlando Bloom couldn"t keep his three pretty boy whiskers off of Claire Danes the other night at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation event. And while I cannot confirm or deny the validity of the report, it"s not like Orly isn"t a perfect candidate for Claire and her deviant habit of stealing peoples" boyfriends so I suppose it"s entirely plausible. Full Story
May 30, 2006 12:00:00
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May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
They dated briefly pre-Kiki and have remained friends since. But here"s a couple I could definitely get behind. Unfortunately, there are two glaring obstacles: he"s a maybe gaybe and she, by all accounts, is very much back together with the sizzling but size-challenged Gael Garcia Bernal. Still… it"s nice to see Jakeypoo with a chick who doesn"t have a dick for a change. Full Story
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Two words about London?
Smutty sophistication. Y’all are some hardcore gossips and I love you for it. Here are some of the delightful things I’ve picked up from my delightful new English sources. Try to keep up:
1. Apparently, Golden Balls waxes everything. EVERYTHING. Indeed, if you took a peek down the Beckham brand, you’d find his Big Willy and the twins are balder than Bruce Willis. Now do you love it or do you love it?
2. They love Nicole Richie and who the hell is Paris Hilton???
3. Worse kept secret in Londontown? According to them, American Idol’s most vicious critic is of 2 heads. Rumour has it, he also shared something “loosey” goosey with the aforementioned Mr. Posh and it certainly isn’t Victoria. These days, however, I hear he prefers the Wentworth Miller type. Shocking, non? Or maybe it isn’t…
So, like, I had every intention of hooking up with Sadie and the Primrose Hill yummy mummies the other day but um… I ran into a couple of my girls at Covent Garden yesterday and before I knew it, Anne Boleyn (who I visited at the Tower) and her sister Mary adorably announced their membership into my shoe collection – just the tip of the shopping iceberg and well… at the end of the day, I love clothes more than I love stalking celebrities.
Truly sorry, but when you see Anne and Mary in their eggshell blue and chocolate brown glory, I think you might get a hint of why my husband went broke yesterday and why I chose to ignore the ladies what lunch. The photo really doesn’t do them justice. Wedge heel, the softest leather, tarty but not trashy. And they don’t make your legs look stubby. In a word – divine. So no, instead of spying, I went shopping. Forgive me?
Here are my new best friends, perched proudly on my Parisian balcony with a wonderful evening view of the Eglise du Dome in the background, almost as if Napoleon himself was giving his blessing. The Emperor and my shoes. Sigh.
Anyway, in today’s European edition: Nicole’s engagement confirmed (??!!) and what you didn’t see at the UNIFEM event, Halle low classy continued, Ellen Pompeo’s desperate cry for help, praise for Nicolette Sheridan, and a very disturbing blind riddle.
May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Oh holy mother of ganja.
What the F&CK is he wearing?
It"s a brand new classification, gossips. Jude Law has singlehandedly defined Rastafarian AngloCheese - and if this doesn"t close the book forever on his highly disputable hotness, I don"t know what will. Is there anyone out there, anyone at all, whose loins still burn for this pansy pants??? Aside from that psycho bitch Sienna Miller?
Oh and by the way - she was with him, taken after dinner at Nobu on Saturday night. Full Story
Monday, May 1, 2006
I know it"s been frustrating getting on to the site, especially during peak hours - morning and lunch. I"m sorry, and I"m asking for more of your patience while I gradually sort it out. So amazing that you"ve helped me grow the traffic … can I beg a little more of your understanding while I invest in improvements to keep up? Thank you, love you, owe you.
So I wasn"t intending to post tonight, especially since the husband came home and I had to finesse my way through the obscene expenditures. But a major fashion event went down in NYC and … well… how could I resist an opportunity to be mean and judgmental?
In this issue - it"s all about the Costume Institute Gala. The best, the worst, the horrid - on an evening like this, you would have expected there to be very few catastrophes. And yet… and yet… Sienna Miller saved the day.