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About Hayden & Lindsay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2006 12:00:00 June 30, 2006 12:00:00

I"m going to preface this by gloating a little. I promise I have a point, I am not I"m doing it gratuitously, and it is all about setting a precedent. Waaay back, on January 15th, I was the first to report that Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen were hooking up on the set of Factory Girl. Full Story

The Daily Boring: Kate Beckinsale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2006 12:00:00 June 16, 2006 12:00:00

You know why I was so impressed with her MTV Movie Awards ensemble? It’s because this girl has a tendency to overdress. It’s like the Oscars EVERY night! So she’s in this new movie with Adam Sandler called Click. It’s a comedy. Starring Adam Sandler. Who wore jeans to the premiere. And there’s Kate. Full Story

Orlando & Claire: Three Whiskers & The Homewrecker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2006 12:00:00 June 13, 2006 12:00:00

As I"m sure you"ve heard, Page Six reported today that Orlando Bloom couldn"t keep his three pretty boy whiskers off of Claire Danes the other night at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation event. And while I cannot confirm or deny the validity of the report, it"s not like Orly isn"t a perfect candidate for Claire and her deviant habit of stealing peoples" boyfriends so I suppose it"s entirely plausible. Full Story

Jake & Natalie in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2006 12:00:00 May 29, 2006 12:00:00

They dated briefly pre-Kiki and have remained friends since. But here"s a couple I could definitely get behind. Unfortunately, there are two glaring obstacles: he"s a maybe gaybe and she, by all accounts, is very much back together with the sizzling but size-challenged Gael Garcia Bernal. Still… it"s nice to see Jakeypoo with a chick who doesn"t have a dick for a change. Full Story

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 Dear gossips, Two words about London? Smutty sophistication. Y’all are some hardcore gossips and I love you for it. Here are some of the delightful things I’ve picked up from my delightful new English sources. Try to keep up: 1. Apparently, Golden Balls waxes everything. EVERYTHING. Indeed, if you took a peek down the Beckham brand, you’d find his Big Willy and the twins are balder than Bruce Willis. Now do you love it or do you love it? 2. They love Nicole Richie and who the hell is Paris Hilton??? 3. Worse kept secret in Londontown? According to them, American Idol’s most vicious critic is of 2 heads. Rumour has it, he also shared something “loosey” goosey with the aforementioned Mr. Posh and it certainly isn’t Victoria. These days, however, I hear he prefers the Wentworth Miller type. Shocking, non? Or maybe it isn’t… So, like, I had every intention of hooking up with Sadie and the Primrose Hill yummy mummies the other day but um… I ran into a couple of my girls at Covent Garden yesterday and before I knew it, Anne Boleyn (who I visited at the Tower) and her sister Mary adorably announced their membership into my shoe collection – just the tip of the shopping iceberg and well… at the end of the day, I love clothes more than I love stalking celebrities. Truly sorry, but when you see Anne and Mary in their eggshell blue and chocolate brown glory, I think you might get a hint of why my husband went broke yesterday and why I chose to ignore the ladies what lunch. The photo really doesn’t do them justice. Wedge heel, the softest leather, tarty but not trashy. And they don’t make your legs look stubby. In a word – divine. So no, instead of spying, I went shopping. Forgive me? Here are my new best friends, perched proudly on my Parisian balcony with a wonderful evening view of the Eglise du Dome in the background, almost as if Napoleon himself was giving his blessing. The Emperor and my shoes. Sigh. Anyway, in today’s European edition: Nicole’s engagement confirmed (??!!) and what you didn’t see at the UNIFEM event, Halle low classy continued, Ellen Pompeo’s desperate cry for help, praise for Nicolette Sheridan, and a very disturbing blind riddle.

The Daily Ugly: Jude Law

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

Oh holy mother of ganja. What the F&CK is he wearing? It"s a brand new classification, gossips. Jude Law has singlehandedly defined Rastafarian AngloCheese - and if this doesn"t close the book forever on his highly disputable hotness, I don"t know what will. Is there anyone out there, anyone at all, whose loins still burn for this pansy pants??? Aside from that psycho bitch Sienna Miller? Oh and by the way - she was with him, taken after dinner at Nobu on Saturday night. Full Story

Monday, May 1, 2006 Dear gossips, I know it"s been frustrating getting on to the site, especially during peak hours - morning and lunch. I"m sorry, and I"m asking for more of your patience while I gradually sort it out. So amazing that you"ve helped me grow the traffic … can I beg a little more of your understanding while I invest in improvements to keep up? Thank you, love you, owe you. So I wasn"t intending to post tonight, especially since the husband came home and I had to finesse my way through the obscene expenditures. But a major fashion event went down in NYC and … well… how could I resist an opportunity to be mean and judgmental? In this issue - it"s all about the Costume Institute Gala. The best, the worst, the horrid - on an evening like this, you would have expected there to be very few catastrophes. And yet… and yet… Sienna Miller saved the day.

Best Jennifer Lopez: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

You know what Wentworth Miller would say? Gay Wentie would say: BRAVA. BRAVA Jennifer. Brava, beautiful, the woman is glowing. And I hate to admit it but she also looks happy. Very happy. Perhaps what he lacks in human form he more than makes up for in personality. Perhaps the beauty gods compensated for his vile rotting face by giving him the gift of loving her the way she needs to be loved. Full Story

Worst Dressed: Sienna Miller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

I admire the effort. Clearly she wanted to do something different. So half a point for not playing it safe. Major deductions however for going completely off the deep end. Poor Sienna needs to accept that there is only one true Moss. And since Kate isn"t going anywhere any time soon, her coveted spot on the cutting edge of fashion is not vacant. Full Story

The Freebie 5 Shuffle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

I"m moving Becks up to #1 and the newly hot and Africanised Brad Pitt to #2. Clive Owen stays at #3, Wentworth Miller comes in at #4 - even though he"s gay, because a faghag really should celebrate her best friends. And rounding out the list is Marcus Flutie, the hippie dreadlock dreamboat from the Jessica Darling series by Megan McCaffery, who is a tad too lotus flower zen power for my liking but who, aside from that, really is the most perfect boy. Full Story