If this was your dinner companion…

May 9, 2014 16:54:33 Posted at May 9, 2014 16:54:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet, David M. Benett/ Getty

Imagine you’re at a gala and a male table companion shows up without a jacket, his shirt unbuttoned literally down to his stomach. It’s obscene. OBSCENE.

Vile.

Even if it were David Beckham it would be obscene and vile. But it’s especially obscene and vile being that it’s Simon Cowell. Could a woman get away with this? NO. She’d be called a piece of low classy sh-t and probably thrown out.

Look at this photo – the first at the link here.

WHY IS THIS MAN ALLERGIC TO BUTTONS?

I need to trademark my game invention Picture Him On Top Of You. And launch the ultimate gross-off:

The Picture Him On Top Of You Grand Tournament:
Simon Cowell, Tori Spelling’s husband, Gerard Butler, Donald Sterling, Shane Warne, Casper Slum Bear, nominate, nominate, keep on nominating.

But I’m telling you, Simon Cowell would go far.

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