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Why Is for Chanel

February 10, 2010 09:31:34 Posted at February 10, 2010 09:31:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why is Kate Bosworth? It’s been a question that’s brewing, a long time coming. She works less than Jessica Biel. And it’s not just her skankwrecking on Chris Martin and Alexander Skarsgard. It’s not just her non-existent relationship with food. It’s not just the bulimic jut of her jaw. Full Story

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Sit DOWN JLo

January 6, 2010 08:46:23 Posted at January 6, 2010 08:46:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since Selena it’s been one sh-tty movie after another. Full Story

Sit DOWN Centaur

December 15, 2009 14:03:36 Posted at December 15, 2009 14:03:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling. Full Story

Restrain yourself

November 6, 2009 09:12:03 Posted at November 6, 2009 09:12:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus first being interviewed by twins, and then by the dad, speaking in that grating voice, like, this and like that, and like, whatever, and like cool, and like nailpolish y’all. Full Story

Pissing away Oscar

October 1, 2009 12:03:00 Posted at October 1, 2009 12:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are actors like James Franco who doesn't need the street cred and isn't a money whore who is willing to work it on daytime television just because he's curious and available (more on this tomorrow) and then there's Mo'Nique who delivers an outstanding, breathtaking performance in the sure to be nominated Oprah-backed Precious and she's refusing to promote it. Full Story

JailBait the player

August 26, 2009 09:58:36 Posted at August 26, 2009 09:58:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus and those lips were supposedly spotted with her co-star Liam Hemsworth at the airport last week. According to People.com they were kissing and dancing and nauseating everyone around them. JailBait however, via her Twitter Full Story

SAG Robo Why?

January 26, 2009 07:47:00 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes presenting Best Actor? Why? Because she’s married to the Gay Midget Dwarf? Because her Little Sci is Hollywood’s most popular baby? Because the MiniVan Majority wants it to be? Yes, yes, and yes. At the very least then, Katie knew her role. She did not walk the carpet. But of course not. Full Story

You Are Douche

November 26, 2008 10:15:43 Posted at November 26, 2008 10:15:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you see Barack Obama, you see a strong, elegant black man and when people see my ad, it's almost like that's the trend. Full Story

Dream the f&ck on, Loser!

August 15, 2008 07:54:17 Posted at August 15, 2008 07:54:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime. That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Full Story

Sit DOWN Eva Longoria!

May 15, 2008 13:50:00 Posted at May 15, 2008 13:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Put your bony little ass in the car seat and sit the f&ck down! Check out Eva Longoria – who? Eva Longoria – who? Yes… Eva fecking Longoria tonight on the carpet at the Kung Fu Panda premiere trying desperately to divert attention away from the Pitt Porn. Really? Her? Maybe a Hot Harry on a Horse sex tape. Full Story