Sit DOWN Articles

Celebrities who deserve to be told to sit DOWN.

Why don’t you make it more obvious?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2013 16:54:39 March 4, 2013 16:54:39
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Here’s what I wrote in the intro to the site last Thursday: “...curiously enough, the prom king hasn’t been seen with his kids since Sunday. Coincidence or conspiracy? Maybe he’ll emerge on the weekend out of obligation, just so it won’t seem so obvious. Full Story

Worst Globes Letdown: Anne Hathaway

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 22:02:14 January 14, 2013 22:02:14
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I don’t know why it has to be so hard. Anne Hathaway started the night off so strong: white dress, as is often her wont, cute hair, and the key to everything – Amy and Tina on her side with a joke early on.  For a girl like me, someone who tries to like Anne Hathaway very much, and often feels like she gets a bad rap for being earnest, instead of the insufferable most people paint her as, there starts to be a little bit of hope. Full Story

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Twilight’s two future Oscar winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 14:37:24 November 13, 2012 14:37:24
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Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win an Oscar one day. Full Story

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The Tree-Reader says he’ll win an Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2012 20:25:21 October 17, 2012 20:25:21
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How many As IF Sit DOWNs can you throw at one person at a time? A few years ago, Lindsay Lohan declared that she intended to win an Oscar by the time she was 30. We laughed. In comparison to Kellan Lutz though, Lohan’s comment about WANTING to win an Oscar seems less offensive. Because he isn’t just saying he’d LIKE to win one, he’s PREDICTING that he WILL WIN ONE. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway: pimples and eye-rolls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2012 16:48:53 June 19, 2012 16:48:53

Anne Hathaway is Catwoman. And I really wish these comic book people would make up their minds about when to use one word or two words for the titles of their superheroes. Batman, Catwoman, Superman... But Spider-Man has to have a hyphen. And Iron Man is two words completely. Oh wait, nerds, let me guess. Full Story

Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 13:44:00 May 23, 2012 13:44:00
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I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. Those who are expected to pose for photographers are gathered at the base of runway, facing the steps, to wait for instruction on when to proceed. Full Story

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After a break: Paula Patton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 14:36:53 April 10, 2012 14:36:53
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Remember Paula Patton in yellow at the Golden Globes? Click here if you can’t, although this would surprise me because she earned the Sit DOWN award of the evening. Fortunately, after that, Paula went away, kept a low profile, and was not seated front row at any other award shows. Full Story

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Um, sit DOWN Scarlett Johansson’s Boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2012 15:21:49 February 2, 2012 15:21:49
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Scarjo was spotted holding hands and arm-in-arming with a new dude the other day in New York. Click here to revisit the original post. His name is Nate Naylor, some kind of advertising executive. At the time, it was observed that, you know, Naylor is not Blake Lively’s aesthetic equal. Full Story

Sit DOWN Rooney Mara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 17:26:03 December 14, 2011 17:26:03
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I read a quote from Rooney Mara today on Celebitchy from her interview with Allure and I thought to myself - you cannot possibly be this annoying already. So I went the Allure article to see for myself and, indeed, she really is that annoying already. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Scarjo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2011 11:55:41 November 2, 2011 11:55:41

Scarlett Johansson covers the new Vanity Fair. I think she looks great. And she thinks she looks great too. Because, as she says, “I know my best angles”. We are referring, of course, to those nude shots that were stolen from her cell phone, an incident which she dismisses with some sass but not a lot of drama:  “They were sent to my husband. Full Story

Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2011 10:47:58 February 16, 2011 10:47:58

See? It’s a Sit DOWN kind of day. Once in a while I’ll get an email from an angry reader all like – why do you have to be such a BITCH to Ryan Phillippe? Get over it! He and Reese broke up. She moved on, why can’t you? He’s hot and he’s not the asshole you say he is. Full Story