Sit DOWN Articles

Celebrities who deserve to be told to sit DOWN.

JailBait the player

August 26, 2009 09:58:36 Posted at August 26, 2009 09:58:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus and those lips were supposedly spotted with her co-star Liam Hemsworth at the airport last week. According to they were kissing and dancing and nauseating everyone around them. JailBait however, via her Twitter Full Story

SAG Robo Why?

January 26, 2009 07:47:00 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes presenting Best Actor? Why? Because she’s married to the Gay Midget Dwarf? Because her Little Sci is Hollywood’s most popular baby? Because the MiniVan Majority wants it to be? Yes, yes, and yes. At the very least then, Katie knew her role. She did not walk the carpet. But of course not. Full Story

You Are Douche

November 26, 2008 10:15:43 Posted at November 26, 2008 10:15:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you see Barack Obama, you see a strong, elegant black man and when people see my ad, it's almost like that's the trend. Full Story

Dream the f&ck on, Loser!

August 15, 2008 07:54:17 Posted at August 15, 2008 07:54:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime. That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Full Story

Sit DOWN Eva Longoria!

May 15, 2008 13:50:00 Posted at May 15, 2008 13:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Put your bony little ass in the car seat and sit the f&ck down! Check out Eva Longoria – who? Eva Longoria – who? Yes… Eva fecking Longoria tonight on the carpet at the Kung Fu Panda premiere trying desperately to divert attention away from the Pitt Porn. Really? Her? Maybe a Hot Harry on a Horse sex tape. Full Story