Skanks and Twats Articles
Do it. I know it’s hard, but you must. There’s horny and then there’s f-cking desperate and STUPID. And friends don’t let friends quiver for the desperate and stupid. Goodbye Mark Salling. Or… Like Chris Pine, can we shame Mark Salling into getting rid of it? Last night at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party, Mark Salling hooked up with Audrina Patridge. Full Story
Scabby was out last night in London wearing a pink dress and Lindsay Lohan’s busted face. In fairness to Scabby, she’s like 40 plus. When you factor in all the gangrushes on her ass, it’s understandable the way she looks. Lilo at 23 is a f-cking crime. But how much class is Pam? Those long tacky ass silver fake nails and a dress that might as well cost less than my sandwich – and the worst part is, some bitches actually call this a style inspiration. Full Story
It’s Canada’s pride and joy Scabby at LAX this morning to catch a flight… Coming home for Thanksgiving? Not sure where she’s going but she’s poor these days, despite refuting tabloid reports that she’s broke ass and can’t pay her renovation bills, no doubt this is still a girl on the hustle. Full Story
Note: Partial nudity Surprise! It’s Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson in New Zealand walking down the runway for Richie Rich. And somehow her tit popped out. Oh and her ass too. They call it fashion. This is fashion??? Scabby is supposedly broke. Apparently she’s $1.2 million in the hole after renovating her house last year. Full Story
LipGloss Zac Efron has maintained a very, very low profile in Vancouver while working on his new film Charlie St Cloud. Stays away from party places, is smart about his movements, and is focusing all his energy on his role. He is professional on set, rather aloof but polite, and eager to learn, clearly intent on modelling his career after his idol Leonardo DiCaprio. Full Story
Something didn’t smell right, did it? So you know that Lindsay Lohan’s house was burglarised. Apparently the alarm was not tripped and a safe was stolen. Now Radar is reporting... Full Story
This is an I Hate People article. It will make you angry and punchy. You have been warned. Lisa Rinna “wrote” a book. It’s called Rinnavation: Getting Your Best Life Ever. Really? Her????? Yes. Her. Lisa Rinna can help you improve your life. Please. She was at a signing yesterday and showed off all six of her lips. Full Story
Bring it. You love it. I’d buy tickets and invite all of you to come watch. Megan Fox is at Comic-Con to promote Jennifer’s Body. At some point she picked up a Robert Pattinson/Entertainment Weekly pillow and posed with it, and of course you remember that there were rumours a few months ago that he f-cked her in LA, which made the Twi-Hards crazy because according to them Robert Pattinson’s sparkling penis only dazzles for Kristen Stewart. Full Story
You think it can’t get any worse, from leggings to self tanner, to a straight to TV movie, an actress who no longer acts… but then she starts selling milkshakes. The Lohans are deficient in the shame gene. This is f-cking shame. Lindsay Lohan looked the picture of health yesterday at an appearance at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood where they named a shake after her – the Lindsay Lohan Shake consists of vanilla and chocolate ice cream swirls with Oreo cookies… And two lines of coke followed by a half tab of ecstasy and, if you need to lose a few pounds, a hit of crystal meth too? How hard up is this bitch? She must be broke f-ck on her skinny crank ass. Full Story
Among other things. Ever heard of a movie called The Hangover? It’s this summer’s smash comedy, has grossed so far in excess of $200 million. That’s all. According to Us Weekly, the part played by Heather Graham (a stripper) was initially offered to Lindsay Lohan by director Todd Phillips. Full Story
F-cking eejit. So Lauren Conrad was at Deluxe last week and according to Radar was apparently caught up in some drama with her boyfriend over her claim that RYAN GOSLING HIT ON HER. Full Story
It’s never her fault. Especially when she f-cks up on Twitter. Yesterday I posted this article about Lindsay Lohan trash-tweeting Justin Timberlake’s William Rast at Colette Paris and Macy’s, calling it low classy and not chic. Full Story
She’s turning 23 on July 2nd but you’d think she’d be at least 10 years older, right? Lindsay Lohan celebrated in Vegas over the weekend looking like she’s been opening her legs for crack for the last decade, and perhaps pimp-beaten and left in an alley on more than one occasion. Full Story
News broke last week about Leighton Meester’s sex tape. While the video has not yet found its way onto the internets, several screencaps were released last week – the images are, um, extremely revealing – and a bidding war is said to be underway for the actual footage of Leighton having sex with a former boyfriend a few years ago. Full Story
The stupidness of youth… TMZ is reporting that there is a Leighton Meester sex tape that will soon hit the market, shot a few years ago, Leighton prancing around nude, and engaging in some kinky sh-t with her feet. Full Story
Because she’s making it seem like it’s f-ckable. If only this could keep her from talking so much sh-t. Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf, who supposedly has creative uses for his own thumb... Full Story
The virus I mean. Ebola Hilton is single. She and that useless f-ck Doug have split up as confirmed by People.com. No reason was cited but it's obvious: He wasn't getting it enough publicity. And you know, its popularity is waning. We've seen its hoo hoo so many times already, we know it can throw up bulimic at a moments notice. Full Story
Samantha Ronson in working in London this week. Lindsay Lohan showed up in London this week. Word is she arranged her schedule and booked a photo shoot conveniently for when Sam was there, staying at a hotel just down the street. So last night, Sam heads to Bungalow 8 with her brother and some friends. Full Story
Lindsay Lohan turned up in Paris but headed out of Paris with a sh-tload of luggage en route, supposedly, to London to catch up with Samantha Ronson who played a gig last night at Mahiki. Lilo has been ordered to keep a lower profile after landing a job, finally, on a film set which is why the paps haven’t been shooting her every day but now that she’s messing around overseas, perhaps a date with Lily Allen too, we’ll see her cracked out dirty face again at 5am soon enough. Full Story
Remember when Angelina showed up on carpet after carpet this past awards season with a weird waxy face? Guess who borrowed it last night for the Movie Awards? Her imitator. The Poor Man’s Jolie Megan Fox. Give.It.Up. Bathed in grease and fighting Christina Ricci’s forehead with her own, I was hoping Fox’s forehead would eat Miley Cyrus. Full Story
