September 2, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs
Evelyn, I know when you took the wrong ferry from Bellagio back to Varenna on Lago di Como it was just an excuse to visit George on the other side of the lake! - Happy Birthday from Val who asked for some George Clooney on a boat. Here he is, driving one, in his tux, en route to his premiere in Venice the other day.
To Benito from your wife Margaret in celebration of your 13th wedding anniversary. She thanks you for stepping up and looking after your 2 year old daughter so that she can pursue her career goals. You’re a star. And to show her gratitude, she requested for you some shots of Salma Hayek’s breasts and Angelina Jolie when she wasn’t so skinny. Done!
Happy Birthday geeg! Thanks for being my go-to girl for gossip, fashion and guy advice. Get ready for Lauryn Hill tomorrow!! Love you, Lisa xo. You fancy, huh? (attached - Drake by request)
Claire! Happy Birthday from Sharon who says you’d love some Taylor Kitsch. How’s this?
To Kendra from your roommate Ashley - Happy 30th Birthday! By request - Ryan Gosling, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Jason Bateman are attached!
And for Josee C from Lynn, with whom you share some hilarious Ryan Gosling memories - get well soon, hope you’re feeling better! Wishing you a speedy recovery and “go for it”.
Photos from Ian Lawrence/Splashnewsonline.com