January 4, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 4, 2011 06:34:16 Posted at January 4, 2011 06:34:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Kate O in Toronto with love from Nancy in Puerto Vallarta!

And Happy 30th Birthday Jen in Puerto Vallarta from Nancy too who suggested a Smut Soiree south of the border. This sounds like a proper New Year’s resolution!

Christine F & Taivo! Congratulations on the engagement! Marliese told me about Facebook and champers with McConaughey in his Airstream? What does it smell like in there??? As for your sex tape – hold out for the best, best, best possible price. There’s nothing like kicking off a good marriage with the most value for your goods.

Happy Birthday kc dyer in Lion’s Bay from Pam who says it’s a BIG one. Which means I’m expecting today to have to listen to your shenanigans across the water where I am in Kits. Carry on!

Happy Birthday Jay from Karla who hopes you’ll get another chance to hang out on vineyards together this year. There was a request for some Johnny Depp. I’ve always liked this H&M ad.

And this is for beautiful Catherine, mother of Cherie, who certainly deserves to be on a stamp. Please click here to vote. I did. A lot.


Photo from Wenn.com

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