March 4, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 4, 2011 06:36:32 Posted at March 4, 2011 06:36:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday, Yauren! Looking forward to this weekend with you and the girls in Whissy. Love you. Emzy

To A from Joanna and to Bartholomew too who is celebrating 18 years on Saturday – described as a “dinosaur and a diva” which cracks me up. Your sister admires so much your patience and sacrifice. Have a great little party for B tomorrow. Is he getting a new sweater?

Happy Birthday CC with love from Iris who told me you’re stuck in bed sick? Would you feel better with some Robert Pattinson unintentional comedy? I still don’t understand how this Vanity Fair cover with the tea-pouring hands was allowed to happen. However, I do find he does this often: he is funny without meaning to be funny. If there were a new team in place to look after his career, their first task would be to get people (and by people I mean non-Twi-Hards who have no rational impairments) to stop laughing at him. Compare and contrast to a previously Vanity Fair cover which, now, is So.Much.Better. How did the alligator show up with the hat and who could possibly have thought that was ok? PS. I hear you wouldn’t mind some Gosling either? Coming up later this morning.

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