August 5, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 5, 2011 06:46:08 Posted at August 5, 2011 06:46:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kim! Today is 50, isn’t it? Haley told me you’re having a huge retro-themed party next week? You’ll have to send me some pictures. You know, just for fun I did a “Haley and mom” search on my site - it goes back so many years, like you two should have your own heading. THANK YOU both for sticking around. Have an amazing weekend. And I’m expecting another shout-out request around October, I guess? For you - Alan Rickman!

Happy Birthday Abbey S in Edmonton from Chris B who says you’ve introduced my smut to many, many people. Thank you! Wishing you a wonderful weekend. PS. August 7 is a great day. Also Duana’s birthday!

To Iris in LA from CC in NY - Happy Birthday! CC promises not to light herself on fire this time in California. She also told me a little about Ms R. I like Ms R. And am terrified of her at the same time. Send me some video of Ms R. Or is that kinda dirty pervy? Never mind. I’m sending you some pretty Kristen Stewart. Enjoy!

Brandy - I don’t have a magic internet wand but I’m hoping for your miracle. I’m sorry to hear that your wedding reception venue Catch 54 in Delaware has burned down and just a month from your wedding day. If you’re reading this, anyone, and you’re in Delaware, hit me up with some suggestions. Good luck Brandy - keep me posted!

And this is for Ellen who is beginning a new chapter after a rough go and some broken dreams. It’s time to make new ones then. Go off on your adventure and I have a feeling you’ll surprise yourself. Steff is right: he’s not worth any more of your energy. You’ll stay in touch with the smut though, right??? I look forward to hearing about your happy travels.

Photos from and

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