January 11, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs
To Kylie P who met Laura this weekend at a party. She drunk texted me on Saturday to let me know. Thank you for reading every day from Carlton! And thank you for slipping Laura some tequila. She’s especially funny when she’s smashed. And even when she’s smashed she can’t not mention “Rob”. Did you two discuss him? I’m almost sure of it.
Happy 41st Birthday Nancy F in Hong Kong from Carla in Toronto who I met at the Rivoli in November and it’s such a small world, non? Next time I’m in HK, I’ll have to properly thank you with several drinks. Nancy, you’ve been gossiping with me a long, long time. Can’t tell you how much I appreciate it.
Here’s a message written by Tall to Small: Tall and Small are going to make a rare public appearance together at the 2010 Smut Soiree this June in Toronto. Tall just wants to let Small know that she is her BFF forever and always, and no matter what obstacles life throws between us, nothing can bridge the gap like a good Lainey gossip opportunity. We both nominate Lainey for our TallSmall Humanitarian award of the decade!!!!!!!!
Maklika, I care. I hope you enjoy an awesome birthday, and marathons of smut in the coming year. With love and affection, LoMo. And some Franco dude on dude for your birthday pleasure.