June 17, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs
This is for Fiona who is having a rough go. Be sad for now but not for long. Because he sucks. And you are an inspiration to Maree who requested for you some Taylor Kitsch. See below. Have mercy.
Hey there Circus Small...sending you the happiest 36th birthday wishes. How is it that you and I look younger with every passing year? Must be all of the special beers we drank at the Rose N Crown in the 90's. I will miss you terribly on June 28th, but will make Dave walk on his knees all night so I can pretend that it is you and me at the Smut Soiree. Love Circus Tall
Today is Marcus’s 7th birthday. I’m never at home for his birthday. That little prick doesn’t give a sh-t that I’m never around for his birthday. He does give a sh-t about his party at his babysitter’s though. And when I get home tomorrow night he’ll give a sh-t and give me attitude when I’m enjoying my post-week sushi and won’t share. My dog is an asshole. I love my dog the asshole.