February 21, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Simone! What’s up? I hear it’s been a sh-tty run, and I’m sorry about little Sharday. “Lainey’s Girls” love you so much and will always be there for you. They asked me to send you some Sidney Crosby. I’m worried about him, are you? You don’t f-ck around with that concussion business. Sid was born under the sign of the Rabbit. What did I tell you about the Chinese Zodiac? Maybe the Squawking Chicken can brew up a potion for him or something. Until then, it sounds like both of you have been hit with the blues. Find comfort together? Attached – Sid at the NHL Awards last summer looking hilariously dorky in a suit. Chin up, ok?
Happy 36th Birthday Sarah with love from Ruta who misses you so much. She also says last year sucked? Let’s get the new one off to a better start then. Here are Tom Brady and Robert Pattinson. How do those two exist in one set of loins???
Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com