June 27, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 27, 2011 06:19:56 Posted at June 27, 2011 06:19:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie! Happy Birthday! We’re sorry we didn’t see you with Candace and friends at SMUT last week as you’re in Kingston dropping some science on our asses because you’re way, way smarter. Hopefully next year? I’ve been asked to attach for you some “dirty bearded celebs” and am told that even Adrien Brody will do. I will not dishonour your birthday with Adrien Brody. So how about Jon Hamm? Enjoy!

To the Wife of Mitch (because there was no name with the email, I’m sorry! And don’t be mad at him, he was sweet to send in the request to begin with! And he’s been such a good student all these years on the concept of “Freebie Fives, Tingles, and Dwarfs, right?) – Happy Birthday! I’ve included one shot each of the membership on your Five List: Cory Monteith, Jason Bateman, George Clooney, Bradley Cooper, Taylor Lautner (errrrm...really?) And really, your husband is adorable. It was a tiny oversight that turned into a hilarious shout-out. So you’ll forgive him, right?

Happy Belated 33rd Birthday Melissa! Hope you had a wonderful weekend and here are John Schneider and Henry Cavill. As for Prince... you’re in for a major delight – new photos coming up later today. So you see, doing this the belated way, it all kinda worked out in your favour!

Photos from Wenn.com

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