October 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Happy 33rd Birthday Amanda! I’m tired just reading your agenda: full time job, the doctorate, the husband, kids, dog, and a cold. Yes, you totally deserve an “I feel sorry for myself” day. You asked for some smut on the Twilight kids to cheer you up? Well they’ve been rehearsing for the 4th and 5th movies in Louisiana. So far, so good although there has been some eyerolling at Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas and her rather flagrant attempts at being seen together, despite the fact that, really, no one gives a sh-t. Because she’s Ashley Greene. And the Jonas name hasn’t mattered since 2008. Having said that, the same people who’ve been eyerolling are also snickering about the purity ring thing. Because here’s a girl who’s had some Kings of Leon. So how’s that vagina virgin working out? Feel better?