August 31, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 31, 2010 07:04:02 Posted at August 31, 2010 07:04:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Sarah J! Angie says you’d love some Colin Firth, Mark Ruffalo, and...Jon Stewart. YES. Definitely Jon Stewart, especially this week in the face of that f-cking windbag Glen Beck. How is it possible that Beck is not a parody? Enjoy your 45th and THANK YOU for so many years of love and support!

To Shannon who was infected by Ebola on her Vegas trip this weekend and wasn’t anywhere near her – I’m sorry about your experience, especially since it was so innocent. You went on a holiday after all. How were you to know that piece of sh-t would be there too??? Maybe we should all lobby Las Vegas and ban that virus forever from everywhere.

And for Amy who’s thinking of going to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios with Julyssa next year – it IS destiny AND magic the way you met and you should definitely go, when the children are back in school and not at Christmas, and stay at the Hard Rock so you can get a bypass line room card and definitely make your reservation at the Three Broomsticks very early so you can get a spot at breakfast and do make sure you stop at Ollivander’s first for your wand because otherwise that’ll eat up the entire day. Send photos!

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