Smutty Social Media, Friday July 24, 2015
Beyonce wishes Michelle Williams a happy birthday – do you think Beyonce is a good gift giver? Or does she give you coupons for 22 Days Nutrition?
I rarely envy celebrity vacations but I bet Brit does Hawaii right. Lots of pool time, excessively fruity drinks and breakfast buffets.
Tom Cruise is wearing his big boy tuxedo.
The Hugh Jackman School of acting.
This Bradley Cooper ad is so bad. Like All About Steve bad.
I didn’t even need to read the caption to know this is Roberto Cavalli. Can’t Leo get his girlfriend some nicer options? This isn’t even a matter of opinion, it’s an ugly dress.
I think celebrities are running out of perfume ideas. This looks extremely budget.
Had a ✨magical time✨ launching MAD POTION at the Magic Castle yesterday! Thank you KC's for all your rad support for our Twitter store @katyperrypopup You can still purchase it from the pop up and follow it for updates on where you can find it in stores! S/O to one of my favorite lines @officiallibertine for my dress! 💜
If you need to know where to get the best cold-brewed coffee in the Hamptons, Jessica Seinfeld is your girl.
I work from home, but I love hearing about passive aggressive office memos and CC all emails about stolen lunches and cleaning the microwave. This is in that vein, but an apartment building. I just can’t imagine why anyone would throw dumplings out a window.
Joanna reviewed Paper Towns today and this guy does look like a potato head!
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