Smutty Social Media, Friday May 22, 2015
Timur Emek/ Mike Marsland/ Tony Barson/ Kevin Tachman/ amfAR15
Page Six is reporting that Naomi Campbell is having a huge birthday party in France this weekend, to dovetail with the film festival. The usual suspects – Diddy, Leo, billionaires – will be in play. When asked for a comment, her publicist told Page Six, “What the f-ck?” She does work for Naomi.
It’s a Leo conga line in Cannes.
Yes Diane! Love this Chanel dress on her. We are all sick of glitter see through gowns, right?
Goop is having a… sale? What is this word?
A delicious Mimi sandwich in Disneyland. I can’t believe Lainey missed her.
50 Shades of Johnsons had an anniversary.
And to think this is being wasted on Slum Bear. What about JLo and Jake? JLo and anyone but Casper Smart! I’d take Diddy back at this point.
Last Friday, Lainey left you with Charlie Hunnam, so this Friday I’d like to do the same. Here he is on set playing chess with Guy Ritchie. Look at his hair. And his stance. And his forearm. I should have cropped out Guy.