Smutty Social Media, Friday May 29, 2015
In this morning’s intro, Lainey asked what we thought of the Ian Somerhalder asking his fans to back off for the day. But putting him aside, I wonder what it’s like for Nikki Reed to constantly be on the periphery of hysteria. She had it with Twilight and Kristen and Rob, and now she’s married to someone who inspires that same type of, um, devotion. And it’s never for her.
Fergie and Bette Midler could be mother/daughter.
Elvis’s granddaughter and Lenny Kravitz’s daughter hang out, which is the millennial version of Gwyneth and Winona – a party we will never be invited to.
Nicole Richie’s makeup is amazing in this photo.
JLo is addicted to Dubsmash and it is awesome (yesterday, she posted a Bridesmaid clip). I had no idea she was such a Scott Pilgrim vs. The World fan. She takes very tiny bites.
The most aspirational thing about Martha Stewart is her resting bitch face. Here she is swilling wine while Karlie Kloss bakes.
Hugh Jackman in dance rehearsal. He seems like a really lovely person.
Courtney Love thinks Judd Apatow is “casting couch material.”
Aaron Paul and Derek Hough are best friends? Ya, that’s it for me. I officially tap out.
Models are always tagging their photo with #squadgoals, like you want to be in their clique. But Jenny Slate and Adam Scott are hanging out in front of a store called Slutzker’s, so this is the real #squadgoal.