Smutty Social Media, Monday April 13, 2015
As Lainey mentioned in the open today, Coachella, or as the cool kids call it, “Chella,” is on hiatus until next week. Last week I said Kate Bosworth was the patron saint of the desert, so what does that make Aaron Paul and his wife, Lauren? The first couple of Coachella? I mean he’s just so enthusiastic about it. Enthusiastic enough to sell ads on his Instagram account.
Blake flying private with her mom today. Ryan is in Vancouver filming Deadpool and was in a minor accident on Friday, so maybe she’s coming to check on him?
There were so many “Kevin Hart is short” jokes last night at the MTV Movie Awards. I kind of wonder about this – what is so bad about a man being short? Does it make him less masculine? I thought Jimmy Kimmel’s presentation was particularly one note. We get it, he’s short. Now what?
Rosario Dawson and Wilmer Valderrama are friends. Does not compute.
Reese, Sophia and Meatball Joe at the MTV Movie Awards.
Lena Dunham is officially on the Tracy Anderson train.
Promised myself I would not let exercise be the first thing to go by the wayside when I got busy with Girls Season 5 and here is why: it has helped with my anxiety in ways I never dreamed possible. To those struggling with anxiety, OCD, depression: I know it's mad annoying when people tell you to exercise, and it took me about 16 medicated years to listen. I'm glad I did. It ain't about the ass, it's about the brain. Thank you @tracyandersonmethod for showing me the light (and @bandierfit is where I bought my Florida mom inspired workout look.) #notsponsored #stillmedicated
Cutest father/daughter photo ever: Mark Ruffalo and Bella Noche wore matching tuxes to the MTV Movie Awards.
Two hot Cookies.