Smutty Social Media, Monday April 27, 2015
NICHOLAS KAMM/ Michael Loccisano/ Paul Morigi/ Getty Images
Jay Z took some time on the weekend to unleash #TidalFacts and he does make some salient points – at 700k subscribers in a month, it’s hardly a flop. But with the star power and hype behind it, what number would tip it to “successful”? The problem with an endeavor like this is that there’s no context. Is 700,000 the equivalent of a half-empty stadium tour?
Tidal is doing just fine. We have over 770,000 subs. We have been in business less than one month. #TidalFacts— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) April 26, 2015
Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber the night they met. I wonder if Clooney was there.
This clip of Mariah Carey is glorious. She has ONE sparkler. The woman screaming “Mariah!” in the background (I think?) sounds like she’s rescuing the elusive chanteuse from a fire. And her friends (staff) laugh so heartily at her non-joke.
Tami Taylor and Jane Fonda at Nerd Prom.
Kate Hudson, Jen Meyer and Derek Blasberg had a joint Hot Mess-themed birthday party. Bet there was a looooong line up for the bathroom.
Celebrities playing bar mitzvahs is nothing new, but look at the red carpet backdrop. It says M/Matt/New York/Established 2002. These parents branded their son’s bar mitzvah with a personalized logo, which endlessly cracks me up.
Apparently this is Lana Del Rey?
Chloe Grace Moretz in the locker room.