Smutty Social Media, Monday April 27, 2015

April 27, 2015 21:13:09 Posted at April 27, 2015 21:13:09
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Jay Z took some time on the weekend to unleash #TidalFacts and he does make some salient points – at 700k subscribers in a month, it’s hardly a flop. But with the star power and hype behind it, what number would tip it to “successful”? The problem with an endeavor like this is that there’s no context. Is 700,000 the equivalent of a half-empty stadium tour?



Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber the night they met. I wonder if Clooney was there.



Love you as much as the night we met. Happy birthday, @randegerber!

A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on


This clip of Mariah Carey is glorious. She has ONE sparkler. The woman screaming “Mariah!” in the background (I think?) sounds like she’s rescuing the elusive chanteuse from a fire. And her friends (staff) laugh so heartily at her non-joke.



Happy #Infinity day!!! #lambily #InfinityTo1

A video posted by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on


Tami Taylor and Jane Fonda at Nerd Prom.



Martinis and Jane! I mean... #WHCD2015

A photo posted by connie britton (@conniebritton) on


Kate Hudson, Jen Meyer and Derek Blasberg had a joint Hot Mess-themed birthday party. Bet there was a looooong line up for the bathroom.



Clearly needing to recover from last night with my two birthday babies 😘😘 @derekblasberg @katehudson xo #jennifermeyer

A photo posted by Jennifer Meyer Maguire (@jenmeyerjewelry) on


Celebrities playing bar mitzvahs is nothing new, but look at the  red carpet backdrop. It says M/Matt/New York/Established 2002. These parents branded their son’s bar mitzvah with a personalized logo, which endlessly cracks me up.



Get a load of these little hunks I met last night @ the Bar Mitzvah 😩 they were very ummm turnT

A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on


Apparently this is Lana Del Rey?



A photo posted by Lana Del Rey (@lanadelrey) on


Chloe Grace Moretz in the locker room.



Awesome meeting all the guys :) #Islanders #MattMartin #ThomasHickey #JoshBailey #NickLeddy #CaseyCizikas #JohnTavares

A photo posted by Chloe Grace Moretz (@chloegmoretz) on

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