Smutty Social Media, Monday July 27, 2015
This must be the most famous voicemail of all time, right? It’s so quotable. “Rude, thoughtless little pig” is instantly recognizable, it’s the “Show me the money” of voicemails. But it is nice to see Ireland finding the humour in it – it’s never the things that we think will f-ck kids up that actually f-ck them up, you know? And maybe, as an adult, she sees that whoever released it was playing a demented game of emotional chicken.
This is the lamest thing ever: Goop is selling “Biggie/Pac” clutches. The descriptor should read, “curated racial appropriation.” (For $1,695.)
There is a great article floating around about the mistakes editors and writers have made and my favourite story is from the president of Playboy Enterprises, who worked on the Lindsay Lohan shoot. “I still have the ulcer.”
Mark Ruffalo’s aerial selfie.
Gigi Hadid is in the new Calvin Harris music video and she’s dating Taylor’s ex, Joe Jonas. Taylor doesn’t care about boys, only friends, so obviously this will never, ever be a problem.
What’s the point of having a “L.O.V.E.” coat hanger if you are mean to your employees? It’s so Delores Umbridge.
Joaquin and Liv in 1997. They were the true heirs to Johnny and Winona, even if we didn’t know it at the time.
Goodbye for now dear ingrid sischy. A beautiful friend. Beautiful heart . Beautiful mind. I will miss you so so much. So brave and so true. Thank you for the beautiful interview covers we did together over the years this being my favorite of all time @interviewmag @inezvinoodh 1997!!!For always allowing true freedom and creativity and asking the most interesting and intriguing questions. Thank you for seeing me and listening so clearly and turning all you saw and heard into riveting truthful stories. Love and prayers to sandy and all of the family...
Sarah Silverman is tweeting for Tig Notaro today (and maybe forever?)
It’s Tig’s first day on twitter and she’s already nailing it by letting me @SarahKSilverman tweet for her.— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) July 27, 2015