Smutty Social Media, November 10, 2015
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How bad has blowhard rhetoric become when Candace Cameron Bure is a voice of reason?
Starbucks War on Christmas? It's a red cup, folks. Until Starbucks puts a baby Jesus or nativity scene on the cup while saying Merry Christmas, then pulls it because they say it’s offensive, let’s talk. I don't remember Starbucks ever being a Christian company, do you? A Santa, a snowflake, some holly, a polar bear, some jingle bells or plain red cup don’t define Christmas for me as a Christian. My relationship with Jesus does. So, I will joyfully sip on my Starbucks coffee, in a plain red cup, and instead of complaining about the lack of decorations, I will lovingly share the good news of Jesus Christ with friends and co-workers or anyone who's willing to engage in conversation. Merry Christmas to all!
Harry Styles’s Instagram is nothing like his contemporaries – it’s very professional. Here he is in a polka dot shirt looking all kinds of yes.
Britney has me a little worried. There’s been a lot of social media activity in the last 72 hours – memes, tight smiles and, um, “sexy” photos. If she dyes her hair brown we need to go on high alert.
What Carrie Underwood’s laugh sounds like.
The Royals is back this week! Yes I watch that hot garbage. Tom Austen is a real looker.
First off, my kids listen to this f-cking song 1000 times a day and it drives me insane. So just hearing that has enraged me, which leads to my second thought. What are these f-cking shoes? What designer is still making peep toe red platform slingbacks, besides the Jessica Simpson Collection?
Miranda Lambert rides a unicorn. Do you think she’ll keep the pink hair, considering how much that looks seems to overlap with Gwen’s?
If I was friends with Ciara, I’d be sending, “Did you guys do it yet???” with an eggplant emoji every 10 minutes.
I quite like Jennifer Meyer’s style, so I’m looking forward to her fashion line. She wears “street style” clothes to events, and it makes her seem fresher, more youthful, than a 25-year-old in 6-inch heels and cocktail dress. Or maybe that’s just my personal preference of being underdressed rather than overdressed. If I can’t wear ripped jeans, I’m not going.
Attached: Elizabeth Hurley arrives at NBC Studios in NYC to appear on 'The Today Show' on November 3, 2015.