Smutty Social Media, Thursday May 14, 2015
Birthday girl Lena Dunham is definitely a genius because she made Kanye West wife’s book sound thought provoking.
Hilary Duff’s Tinder dates were all for her new video, Sparks. I was genuinely excited for her. I feel used!
Karlie Kloss’s dress is boringly tacky, even for Versace and Cannes.
So far, Taylor’s “Bad Blood” music video teasers include Ellen Pompeo, Martha Hunt, Jessica Alba, Serayah, Karlie Kloss, Kendrick Lamar, Lena Dunham, Hailee Steinfeld, Ellie Goulding, Gigi Hadid, Hayley Williams, Zendaya and Lily Aldridge. Who’s next? Might be Selena, Ed Sheeran, Justin Timberlake, Chrissy Teigen, Mariska Hargitay, Nick Jonas, Jaime King, Emma Roberts, Kelly Osbourne, Lorde – I’m sure I’m missing a few friends, but the possibilities are endless.
How is Apple Martin already 11 years old?
Zac Efron and Robert De Niro wrap Dirty Grandpa.
Do you think he dies a little inside every time someone calls him “Stifler”?
Monogrammed soles for Sam Taylor-Johnson. I love this gift because it’s not about the money or flash, but exclusivity and luxury. The access to a designer who will custom make something that only the wearer knows about.
Brett Ratner, Woody Allen and Soon-Yi give me a serious case of the icks.