Smutty Social Media, Thursday October 29, 2015
Is this for a role? Like a Potterhead in prison or something?
Leo brought his true bonafides, his ride-or-die boys, his Pussy Posse for life, to China for the Studio City opening in Macau. Do you think he writes their travel expenses into his contract?
Robert Downey Jr. is one of the few men of his age who can wear a suit with kicks and not look like he’s clinging to youth.
I just finished The Engagements, a fictional telling of the story behind the real woman who coined the phrase “a diamond is forever.” Reese Witherspoon is turning the book into a movie… and I could totally see Allison Williams in it. Not as Frances, but maybe Evelyn, the wealthy schoolteacher scandalized by her son’s divorce.
I hate scary movies but I love Halloween haunted houses and amusement parks that do fright nights. I won’t sit through a film about a ghost but I’m OK with getting chased through a corn maze by a deranged clown carrying a chainsaw.
Emma Stone surfaces for Lena Dunham’s podcast.
Chelsea Handler is coming back to TV… but does anyone care? She doesn’t feel like a part of the late night conversation. There is just so much competition with talk shows. I don’t remember her name being floated as a replacement for Jon Stewart, and it seems like everyone’s name came up at some point. Maybe she already had her Netflix deal signed? She does have one big celebrity advantage: she can book all her friends. She’s been friend collecting for years.
Alia Shawkat’s monogrammed varsity jacket is all kinds of yes.
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