Smutty Social Media, Tuesday June 2, 2015
Timbaland is a moron and Drake Bell is an irrelevant loser who trolls Twitter for hysterical Beliebers. Enough said.
Justin Bieber is wearing those weird sock shoes, and Hailey Baldwin is there to document it. She seems to be there a lot.
Courtney Love, Kiefer Sutherland and Norman Reedus - that’s a party.
Iggy Azalea’s ring isn’t my style, but it’s her nails that are really distracting me. I hate tips.
Jennifer Lopez is going to be on a network cop show called Shades of Blue. It looks (spectacularly?) cliché and cheesy. But how will Slum Bear get himself a job on set? I don’t think a police show needs a choreographer, so I’m thinking “creative consultant.”
Kate and Goldie should do a Netflix series together.
Chrissy Teigen had a major wardrobe malfunction and wants everyone to get off her ass re: nipples.
Wardrobe malfunction of the highest caliber. Let's just say the slit took it upon itself to rip 5 inches higher. Thank you @stuartweitzman for letting me be your date and for always making my feet happy and legs sexy!!! #CFDAawards (edit: do you guys know what a shadow is? Those are not nipples. I know what my nipples look like. You don't. Well maybe you do. But those aren't them.)
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