Smutty Social Media, Wednesday August 5, 2015
Steven Tyler weighs in on #penisgate – the most important wardrobe malfunction of the year.
But for Zoe Kravitz, that’s her dad talking about his dick.
Chelsea Handler and Jennifer Aniston share a hair stylist.
Lea Michele is trying out some “new cuisine”! If Lea worked in an office, her cubicle would have the “Hang in there, Baby” motivational cat poster hanging on the wall. And she’d organize lunchtime office chair yoga and send mass emails about it and get really pissy if no one joined.
July went by in the blink of an eye. I can’t believe it’s already August. Where did the summer go?! Some of you might be counting down the days until school starts, so I propose we all come together to make the best of our last vacation days. For the first week, how about we share some of our favorite pastimes? It can literally be anything, from playing a sport, hobby, hanging out with friends, eating at a restaurant, etc. Tag it with #YouFirstSummer and start living it up! ❤️ Here’s me trying out some new cuisine in NOLA!
Can you imagine how long Matthew’s “congratulations” toast went on for?
James Franco’s literary humblebrag.
An excerpt from Mindy Kaling’s upcoming book, Why Not Me? She makes an excellent point about serving wine and cheese at a fancy party. Where’s the food? Oh and there’s some stuff about self-confidence, too.
“Some day somebody’s gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye…” Let’s enjoy this ear worm together today.
Ugh, fine. Nice shot Adam Levine.