Smutty Social Media, Wednesday May 13, 2015
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Katy Perry and the deep blue fish tank.
I’m slightly obsessed with Jemima Kirke, and I can see why Lena Dunham writes for her. This is one of my favourite celebrity pictorials ever.
Not even dogs like kale. And dogs eat their own poo.
Two Canadian treasures: Hudson’s Bay wishes Linda Evangelista a Happy Birthday.
Rebel Wilson has the perfect name for a clothing line! And I thought maybe it was a stage name but I looked it up and it’s real – her parents named her after their wedding singer.
Selena Gomez is getting better with age. I hope she knows it. Her speaking voice is so sultry. And I don’t use that word a lot.
Carrie Underwood’s special delivery.
Martha Stewart is gardening – I would love to take a private walking tour around her garden while she shames me for not growing my own herbs. She was recently asked about her competition: celebrity lifestyle brands. She said Goop is developing and “interesting.” She said Preserve is good and “interesting.” She didn’t know (or pretended not to know) about the existence of Draper James. You know who got the highest points? Jessica Alba’s The Honest Co.
Take a look at my blog today at http://t.co/PaKhJ8WIq0 for pics from the season's first garden tour at my farm!— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) May 13, 2015