Smutty Social Media March 17, 2015
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Tom Brady has everything – except a belt? Here he is with Rory McIlroy, who, if you watch the Golf Channel 24/7 like we do in our house, is supposed to save golf from post-Tiger Woods irrelevancy. I’m not sold.
Minka Kelly and Mandy Moore, who both guest starred on Entourage. That’s all I got.
Look, when people post photos of their children on social media my reaction ranges from eye roll to meh. But look at Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka’s twins dressed up like leprechauns!!! It’s f*cking cute, OK?
Diana Kruger probably has one of the best closets in the world, and she’s one of the few celebrities I wish would actually post photos of her freebies and outfits. Instead, I get inspirational quotes. Really dumb inspirational quotes.
Alicia Keys selfie: she has perfect skin and looks really great in pink lipstick.
Lainey, Beyonce copied your pose.
(Lainey: I think I copied hers?)
Miley is growing her hair out and, despite some reports, not sending secret messages to Patrick and the cheating rumours via Instagram. Her insta is just a random jumble of stoner nonsense. She’s great.