Smutty Social Media Monday, March 16, 2015

March 16, 2015 20:55:32 Posted at March 16, 2015 20:55:32
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Taylor Swift had a stellar weekend on social media. First, she sang Faith Hill’s “This Kiss” with the girls from HAIM, complete with that hair grab/push thing she does. Then her cat Meredith scratched her leg, which gave her a chance to joke about the $40 million leg insurance policy rumour. I didn’t think a cat scratch could be fortuitous, but really, Meredith nailed the timing. Even the pets work for the Taygency.

 

 

 

GREAT WORK MEREDITH I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

 

 

Couldn't help but make it into a pun, could I...

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

 

Jessica Alba cut her hair (or took out her extensions) and captioned it “Uh oh someone chopped off her hair!” Why “uh oh”, was it an accident? There’s no mystery here; it was you Jessica Alba, and it wasn’t an accident. You just wanted to show off your haircut, no shame in that.

 

 

Uh oh someone chopped off her hair!

A photo posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on

 

Any chance to post a photo of Bobby Cannavale and Rose Byrne, I will take. Here they are at SXSW for Adult Beginners with Nick Kroll.

 

 

I hate when I'm the best looking person in a picture. #adultbeginners #sxsw @bobby_cannavale #rosebyrne

A photo posted by Nick Kroll (@nickkroll) on

 

Drew Barrymore with a fresh face and a Japanese breakfast. Rice, sashimi and soup in a bento box over oatmeal or yogurt all day, every day.

 

 

Good morning Tokyo #japanesebreakfast #tokyofoodtour

A photo posted by Drew Barrymore (@drewbarrymore) on

 

Remember how last week I made fun of The Honest Co.’s spring diaper lookbook and said that no one cares about the pattern on a diaper? Guess I don’t know anyone like Blake Lively and didn’t take into consideration the niche market of mothers who want to Instagram their food alongside their diapers.

 

 

Here’s Aaron Paul and his wife Lauren looking like a Hollister ad.

 

 

🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴

A photo posted by Lauren Paul (@laurenpaul8) on


 
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