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A day with Granny

October 6, 2010 12:13:00 Posted at October 6, 2010 12:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well not really, maybe a couple of days, but it’s a good snapshot of what the last few have been like, to catch up with our Granny Freeze at “home”, in Nashville. There’s Gran on a run, making sure to stay Hollywood sized even though she’s supposedly enjoying all the southern comforts of Tennessee. Full Story

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It’s not Jen’s fault

September 24, 2010 09:39:22 Posted at September 24, 2010 09:39:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone was sh-tting on Jennifer Aniston yesterday about guesting on Cougar Town and not helping the ratings. As you know, I’m all over sh-tting on Jennifer Aniston, any time, it’s my favourite game, but the thing is, I just watched that clip and here’s one you can’t blame her for. Full Story

Presidential Freeze

September 15, 2010 12:42:00 Posted at September 15, 2010 12:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rabbit Hole screened here at TIFF on Monday to largely positive reviews, many saying it’s Nicole Kidman’s best film in a few years. Well that’s encouraging. Because as I’ve always said, despite my disdain for the marbleisation of her face, I do enjoy Gran’s acting. I do think she is very, very talented. Full Story

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Madonna: her directing, her face, her kids

August 10, 2010 08:58:58 Posted at August 10, 2010 08:58:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna has been busy directing a new movie the last few weeks. Production on W.E., like Julie & Julia for Wallace Simpson, has moved to London and Madge was on set, shuttling around on her bike the other day, at one point visited by her children. More on that in a minute. The real reason I’m attaching these photos, and I’ll admit it even though you won’t but you’ll look, is that she’s not wearing much makeup, and she doesn’t have the benefit through the pap lens of a good lighting technician, or a filter, or camera person who knows her angles, so you can see a true-ish representation of her face and the work, and Madonna approaching 52. Full Story

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Teens love Pretend Face

August 9, 2010 07:22:37 Posted at August 9, 2010 07:22:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You keep asking whether or not Megan Fox will have a career now that she’s been dumped from Transformers. Well... if the teens are deciding, and the teens decide an awful lot these days, it looks like she doesn’t have to worry yet. Megan was voted Choice Hottie on the girl side last night and showed up with her husband and her freaky Pretend Face, those eyes hitched up around the back of her head, and a creepy puckered mouth that might house a forked tongue. Full Story

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Love the way you lie

August 6, 2010 09:29:50 Posted at August 6, 2010 09:29:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I have an Eminem problem. I can easily lose an hour or two on Shady googling. And I could definitely lose an hour watching him in this video. Have you seen it? Rihanna is great. Eminem is talking to my lady business. Dominic Monaghan tries his best. And Megan Fox, well, she really is perfectly suited to the part. Full Story

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How does this happen?

August 3, 2010 08:09:24 Posted at August 3, 2010 08:09:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seven years ago, Lara Flynn Boyle was parading around on the red carpet at the Golden Globe Awards in a tutu skinny as f-ck and denying there were problems. Now? Her face is falling down. Like literally sagging off her bones. From the weight of whatever it is that she’s pumped into it. This is Lara Flynn Boyle at the Farmer’s Market in LA on Sunday. Full Story

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Granny green and red

July 29, 2010 07:38:33 Posted at July 29, 2010 07:38:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman showed up at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association annual installation luncheon yesterday with red hair in a green dress and the bottom lip freshly inflated. The top lip however is missing its flaps. You know those two bits of flesh that ooze out from either side when she overdoes it with the needle and smiles too hard? Hopefully by the time TIFF comes around, Gran will have plumped that sh-t properly. Full Story

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On Shelfy’s nose

July 28, 2010 12:22:33 Posted at July 28, 2010 12:22:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A reader called Andrea wrote earlier today and noted the following: “Shelfy took it too far in the nose job, approaching MJ territory.” Then I happened to check the photo agencies and came across these two close shots of Jessica Biel’s face as she was signing autographs at Radio 1 in London today, still on promotion for The A-Team, and, well, we should discuss Andrea’s observation, non? That is indeed some serious nasal upturning. Full Story

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New crank lips for court

July 6, 2010 13:33:44 Posted at July 6, 2010 13:33:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan has been in court all day for f-cking up her life. TMZ is the best source for the blow by blow but in short – she has a kick ass lawyer, the prosecutor is out for her ass and claims that there are witnesses and a lot of proof that Lilo was drinking the night her SCRAM went off, and the judge has also heard testimony that Lilo kept skipping out on her alcohol ed classes too. Full Story

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