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Celebrity plastic surgery, liposuction, and other cosmetic procedures.

Zeta has an LA Face

June 14, 2010 10:32:03 Posted at June 14, 2010 10:32:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you remember LA Face? Click here if you need a refresher on LA Face. Dude, Catherine Zeta-Jones is walking around with LA Face. A bad case of LA Face. LA Face was on display last night at the Tony Awards where she won Best Actress in a Musical. LA Face and Whitney House sweaty face. Full Story

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Third Lip gets animated

June 10, 2010 08:00:42 Posted at June 10, 2010 08:00:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night in Nashville. She’s always treated like royalty at these events. And she sat like royalty too, in her prime seat, applauding the performances like they were specifically performed her, very regal in her gold dress, and giving us several glimpses of Third Lip. Full Story

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Granny Freeze with dark hair?

June 2, 2010 08:14:45 Posted at June 2, 2010 08:14:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is not Nicole Kidman with black hair. It is in fact Courteney Cox, at the Crystal + Lucy Awards last night where she was honoured for her work on television. Courteney arrived with her husband David Arquette and an ever tightening face. Not as alarming, no, as Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze’s, especially since Cox’s Third Lip protrusion was kept to a minimum, but with many similarities nonetheless, particularly something around the eyes and cheeks, and made even more obvious when she’s posing next to Vanessa Hudgens who is 24 years – a quarter of a century! – her junior and they look practically the same. Full Story

Nothing remarkable here

May 26, 2010 12:13:15 Posted at May 26, 2010 12:13:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Kate Hudson on the set of Something Borrowed today in New York wearing a Housewife of Something costume with her hair extra curly. Looks like she’s going to a barbecue over at the Jones’s house down the street. She will bring a salad. Manslinger is working on the movie with an attractive man called Colin Egglesfield. Full Story

Does Meg look more normal?

May 17, 2010 14:02:33 Posted at May 17, 2010 14:02:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe I have a sun buzz. Meg Ryan was here in Cannes over the weekend at a photocall for the documentary Countdown to Zero. The trailer is below. Scared the sh-t out of me. Made me want to cry. Meg’s face however doesn’t scare me or make me want to cry like it used to. Have I grown accustomed to it (very possible) or has she geared down on the f-ckery? You decide. Full Story

Madonna & Daughter night out

April 29, 2010 13:48:13 Posted at April 29, 2010 13:48:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve been waiting for a couple of years. Since Lourdes started demonstrating some sartorial flair and that unmistakable Hunger, we’ve been waiting for her imminent arrival. Almost there. She’ll be 14 in October. And she’s supposed to be the style inspiration behind her mother’s new line of clothing aimed at teens called Material Girl. Full Story

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When Third Lip runs...

April 28, 2010 14:24:48 Posted at April 28, 2010 14:24:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can still see her. Can you? And the photos are taken from quite a distance. Third Lip, she is impressively noticeable especially when you least expect her. Check it out, Third Lip accompanied Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on a run today in Maui. Fair enough, Third Lip might be looking extra plump because Gran is mouth breathing but I would argue that this only adds to Third Lip’s stature. Full Story

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Baby’s not a “guest”!

April 27, 2010 16:24:00 Posted at April 27, 2010 16:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wait. Don’t skim. Just... who do you think this is with Clark Gregg at the Iron Man 2 premiere last night? No cheating. One photo agency called her a “guest”. They labelled the photo “guest”. This is what happens when the photographer can’t identify the subject... Full Story

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This Hot Bitch and her black gloves

April 20, 2010 08:43:01 Posted at April 20, 2010 08:43:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sharon Stone attended a screening in New York on Monday night for Behind the Burly Q dressed in all black with leather gloves. This Hot Bitch. Always. There are lines around her eyes. There are lines all over her face. Though there may be work (that she denies), it’s not the kind of work that sends you running to your ma. Full Story

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Megan Fox’s pretend face

April 19, 2010 09:32:38 Posted at April 19, 2010 09:32:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox has been working. She has not been famewhoring, she has not been pap-baiting, and as far as celebrity famewhoring pap-baiting offenders go, she’s actually not the worst. You’ll note, it is possible to go long stretches without seeing Megan Fox “candids”. And it’s IMpossible to go long stretches without seeing Alba/Biel “candids”. Full Story

Take a good look

April 19, 2010 07:12:12 Posted at April 19, 2010 07:12:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? I know you want to. Why front like you’re not totally checking out her tits. We’re all checking out her tits. Especially after Us Weekly’s report that she had them done, of course we’re examining every ripple and undulation. Until now, she hasn’t given us much of a shot. Full Story

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