Smutty Surgery Articles

Celebrity plastic surgery, liposuction, and other cosmetic procedures.

New breasts, problem jeans

April 16, 2010 08:28:13 Posted at April 16, 2010 08:28:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone was talking about Kate Hudson’s new tits yesterday. A few of you were unwilling to believe it, holding out hope perhaps that it was simply a push-up bra. Well... she hasn’t denied it yet. Her publicist hasn’t slammed the report. So... Anyway, Kate picked up Ryder yesterday from school and did not give the pervs (me) many opportunities to examine her breasts. Full Story

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Frozen Yoghurt for Granny Freeze

April 15, 2010 09:59:52 Posted at April 15, 2010 09:59:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She and Keith Urban were photographed out for froyo yesterday with Sunday Rose in Studio City. Gran is currently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Weird, non? Of course Nicole would never, ever be living in Hollywood it not for the work. What? Of course not. She’s so down home Nashville. Full Story

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Who looks a bit tight?

April 9, 2010 09:01:48 Posted at April 9, 2010 09:01:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore showed up at the premiere of The Joneses last night in Hollywood in a very flattering pink dress, showing off her great legs, accompanied by her husband and daughter, and well... appearing as though it was quite an effort for her to smile. Not because she’s sad inside but because it takes a while to get the muscles moving when they’ve been frozen. Full Story

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She says her face is her own

April 8, 2010 10:25:19 Posted at April 8, 2010 10:25:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore is talking about her body but not her face in the new issue of UK Elle. Now 47 and looking, really, better than ever, Demi claims that she’s finally happy with her body because she finally stopped caring. She was fixated on fitness at one point but now... get ready for it... ugh... She’s “let go”. Full Story

This Hot Bitch reunites with That Old Man

March 17, 2010 08:46:59 Posted at March 17, 2010 08:46:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face... it’s f-cking marvellous, non? This Hot Bitch, I don’t care what she’s had done, whatever it is it’s keeping her a Hot Bitch. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch...

March 12, 2010 09:33:54 Posted at March 12, 2010 09:33:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s lips aren’t taking over her face. Full Story

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A new Kate?

February 22, 2010 08:45:14 Posted at February 22, 2010 08:45:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Winslet presented to Colin Firth last night at the BAFTAs. Since I posted about her last week, many of you wrote to question whether or not she’s had something done. You see a difference in her face. Is it her eyes? I agree – there’s a certain Madonna quality to her right now though obviously not horrifying. Full Story

Madonna’s Jesus Juice

February 3, 2010 11:30:58 Posted at February 3, 2010 11:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’t already. Full Story

You could have been Sandra but now you’re Mischa

February 3, 2010 10:03:00 Posted at February 3, 2010 10:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Meg Ryan is only 3 years older than Sandra Bullock. Only. And yet... This is Meg today at the opening ceremony for Istanbul Fashion Week. It’s like she’s 70 and wearing a wig. This face, those lips, that chin... remember how cute she used to be? I’ve attached a photo for comparison. Full Story

Grammy Third Lip

February 1, 2010 07:11:52 Posted at February 1, 2010 07:11:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How many times did they pan to her last night? Are they aware of her box office record the last 5 years? Because cutting to Nicole Kidman’s Third Lip will not help ratings. It did however satisfy our Third Lip needs. Third Lip was super extra fat this weekend. Probably a pre-Oscar 6 week treatment. Full Story

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The more you fight it…

January 29, 2010 13:10:05 Posted at January 29, 2010 13:10:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The worse it gets? That would seem to be the case for Madonna. Without the lighting and the makeup and the retouching, Madonna is not what you see in the Dolce & Gabbana ads. The issue is not that we age. The issue is that she’s fighting that bitch with every dollar, with every vein, with every needle… And the result is this – candid shots of Madonna out for dinner last night in London and then catching a flight today back to New York. Full Story

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