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The more you fight it…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 13:10:05 January 29, 2010 13:10:05

The worse it gets? That would seem to be the case for Madonna. Without the lighting and the makeup and the retouching, Madonna is not what you see in the Dolce & Gabbana ads. The issue is not that we age. The issue is that she’s fighting that bitch with every dollar, with every vein, with every needle… And the result is this – candid shots of Madonna out for dinner last night in London and then catching a flight today back to New York. Full Story

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Best SAG Hair: Third Lip Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 06:05:55 January 25, 2010 06:05:55

She looked good, y’all, she did. She looked immobilised in the face, sure, but compared to how she’s been lately, she did look good. With her hair loose and wavy, wearing a beautifully ornate Oscar de la Renta, Granny was almost fresh. Like fresh out the freezer. So much better ginger red than she is as a blonde. Full Story

Best Third Lip: Courteney Cox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 07:08:59 January 18, 2010 07:08:59

Seems impossible but Third Lip Nicole Kidman seemed downright demure in size and paralysis next to Courteney Cox’s. Did you watch any of CC’s interviews on the carpet? That sh-t is rigid. And it makes for the strangest effect when she speaks. Like she’s trying to push it out the way. Full Story

Third Lip vs Ricky Gervais

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 10:07:47 January 5, 2010 10:07:47

Third Lip will take the stage at the Beverly Hilton next next Sunday for the Golden Globe Awards as Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been confirmed as a presenter, likely in support of Nine which is up for 5 awards, including acting nods for Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, and DDL. She herself has not been recognised. Full Story

Madge & Lourdes face Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 06:51:09 December 16, 2009 06:51:09

In fairness to Madonna, she’s got a decade on Nicole Kidman. Still…the sight of these two on the same carpet last night at the New York premiere of Nine must have been a plastic surgeon’s erection. What? But Granny Kidman doesn’t f-ck around with her face. That’s what she tells magazines. Full Story

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Better?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 09:28:00 December 4, 2009 09:28:00

I can’t decide. You decide. It’s Meg Ryan in New York promoting her new film Serious Moonlight first on Regis & Kelly and then at the premiere with director Cheryl Hines and Justin Long. From some angles the work isn’t so scary. From other angles, the work is very, very scary. I loved Meg Ryan. Full Story

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Third Lip, red lips, and big teeth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 07:31:06 December 4, 2009 07:31:06

Third Lip was painted red yesterday at the London premiere of Nine. Third Lip looks smaller in red, non? Or is that because the teeth are now so big? Many of you have written to remark on Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s teeth. Do they seem enlarged? Veneers? Poor Third Lip. She’s always fighting something. Full Story

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Third Lip in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 08:38:50 December 3, 2009 08:38:50

Nine premiere is tonight. Third Lip, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, and Keith Urban flew in today for the event. Third Lip loves it in London. The press is always way up her ass there. Actually, the press is always way up her ass everywhere. You know she’s super tight with Rupert Murdoch, right? Just making sure. Full Story

Third Lip runs away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 06:56:11 November 13, 2009 06:56:11

As you know, I’m obsessed with it. Like, I can’t get enough of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s Third Lip. It has its own personality now. Third Lip is now a proper name. And Third Lip accompanied Gran to the CMAs on Wednesday, evidently freshly plumped, fattened up for Nine promotion, prompting Page Six Full Story

Gwyneth hides, Madonna parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 07:35:50 November 4, 2009 07:35:50

There was a party in New York last night to celebrate the launch of Valentino: the Last Emperor on DVD. Gwyneth Paltrow is a major Valentino supporter. She was in New York for sure at the weekend trick or treating with her kids in the Hamptons. But amid the cheating allegations – Chris Martin and that slag Kate Bosworth – Gwyneth is hiding out, laying low. Full Story