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Celebrity plastic surgery, liposuction, and other cosmetic procedures.

Madonna falls and meet Dr Brandt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2009 06:17:36 April 20, 2009 06:17:36

As you’ve probably heard, she fell off a horse this weekend in the Hamptons. No serious injuries, is now recovering at Gwyneth’s estate. You know the one with the work out studio right beside the apple orchard? Madge’s people are blaming the paps claiming that some dude was hiding in the bush and startled the horse but the photographer is calling bullsh-t Full Story

Not fighting it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 17:35:41 April 7, 2009 17:35:41

Is it possible that Madonna, after her setback in Malawi, has decided to stop fighting the 50? She’s back in London now, still appealing the court’s decision, out for dinner the 2nd night in a row, looking about as natural as she’s looked in a while. And by natural I don’t mean reversing whatever she’s done to her face but perhaps not doing anymore? No matter how much work though, the hands always give it away. Full Story

Look at Granny’s ass!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 07:11:51 April 6, 2009 07:11:51

She wants you to! Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made a display of their love, and her posterior, last night at the ACM Awards in Vegas, totally working the red carpet Tom & Katie styles – long appreciate gazes, gratuitous use of the word “amazing”, and yes… Their very own version of The Presentation, countrified. Full Story

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Filthy Scab: Before and After

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 08:25:30 March 31, 2009 08:25:30

After this post about Filthy’s new touch up yesterday, many of you have emailed for before and after shots to compare. As you can see, 3 weeks ago in March, when Filthy was in Paris for Vivienne Westwood (in a gold dress with a weird looking gunt which probably means, um, there’s a problem that needs to be taken care of soon) the gang bang was written all across her face. Full Story

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Filthy Scab touch-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 13:34:22 March 30, 2009 13:34:22

Because that face, that face has been busted for a while. Rough and hard and nailed too many times. Can you blame the Filthy Scab for getting a touch up? A nip there, a tuck here, several shots all over… She’s DEFINITELY had some work done. And it’s not just the fringe. The eyes look especially fresh, non? Too bad you can’t face-lift a vagina. Full Story

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Where’s Snappy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 08:24:16 March 26, 2009 08:24:16

Renee Zellweger last night honoured the US military at the USO of Metropolitan Washington awards dinner…and it looks like SnapFace found a solution. At least a temporary one. Is it love? Renee is in love. She’s dating Dan Abrams. And this may be the explanation for why the skin on her face for a while hasn’t threatened to snap off like overstretched clingwrap. Full Story

From this distance…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 12:07:32 March 12, 2009 12:07:32

She almost looks like she did 10 years ago. Right? It’s Meg Ryan out and about yesterday, photographed far enough away that you can’t see if she’s updated her cheeks or her lips lately. Oh Meg… why? We were talking about Julia Roberts in the movie star article Full Story

Super Tan Tokyo!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 06:52:51 March 10, 2009 06:52:51

Maybe it’s the red backdrop but the GMD looks extra lobster in these photo call pictures from Tokyo today while promoting Valkyrie. Is it just me or does this movie feel like it’s been out a f-cking year already? In a few hours no doubt we’ll see the GMD and his Robo on the carpet. Full Story

GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 13:17:43 February 11, 2009 13:17:43

You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film Happy Tears. Full Story

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Battle of the Faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 07:43:00 February 10, 2009 07:43:00

Michelle Pfeiffer is 9 years older than Nicole Kidman. Almost a decade! Can you tell? Stitch for stitch, shot for shot, Michelle’s work – if there is work – is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer, wow, is ageless. And it’s not even scary! Stunning, right? This is Michelle with Rupert Friend (better known as Keira Knightley’s boyfriend but poised to break out this year in a few high profile projects) at the Berlin Film Festival today promoting Cheri that tells the story of a French courtesan and her much younger lover. Full Story

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Grammy Granny!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 12:33:48 February 9, 2009 12:33:48

Ummmm…yeah. So when I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that our Nashville gossips had observed that she’d had some new work put in, you all were like – nah…she looks the same! Really? Because this is Nicole Kidman’s face at the Grammy’s. The same? Sure. If by the same you mean she had her forehead refrozen, her eyebrows pulled back, something injected into her cheeks, and that third lip reattached… Is this what you meant by the same? Look at it! It was born 2 weeks ago! It’s younger than Sunday Rose! Anyway, Gran made a big show of loving up her husband in the crowd last night. Full Story

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