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Mexico and Miu Miu

February 6, 2009 06:54:18 Posted at February 6, 2009 06:54:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The most chiselled movie star in the world lit up the carpet last night in Mexico City, still promoting Valkyrie. As you can see, after his visit with the most renowned plastic surgeon in the world, totally just coincidence, Tom Cruise looks more cut, more crisp, and more handsome than ever. Younger and younger every day. Full Story

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Madge & Jesus

February 2, 2009 06:32:50 Posted at February 2, 2009 06:32:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember that Brazilian model she was said to be dating last month? He’s with her in New York, photographed with her as they left lunch and her children too this weekend on a shopping excursion, not particularly inconvenienced or surprised by the presence of the paps. Madonna was never shot so clearly with Alex Rodriguez. Full Story

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Granny before and after

January 28, 2009 16:30:01 Posted at January 28, 2009 16:30:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Gran! She’s in Rome for Nine with Daniel Day-Lewis, the longest shoot ever! Can’t wait to see how Nine will play out. Because it’s currently slated for a November 2009 release which means Harvey Weinstein will push for Oscar season… And among all of those actresses, which ones will he promote for contention and which will be asked to take a backseat? And will they claw each other’s eyes out as a result? What if it comes down to Granny and Penelope Cruz? Please. Full Story

What’s Freezy doing?

January 27, 2009 12:22:04 Posted at January 27, 2009 12:22:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been hiding out in Nashville waiting for the Australia tide of disappointment to recede. For the most part, she’s been able to steer remarkably clear of the paps. Probably because paps don’t really hang out much in Nashville…only when she calls them. Full Story

GMD Jolie Waxy

January 20, 2009 11:45:14 Posted at January 20, 2009 11:45:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s in Berlin promoting Valkyrie which has grossed almost $80 million domestically so far, already recouping its production budget and therefore NOT a Fail. Much of this success is due to the non stop pimp of his new physique and his accompanying fresh face. A face that looked kinda Jolie-esque waxy as he posed today at the photocall. Full Story

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No Botox? Yes Porn!

January 14, 2009 12:10:55 Posted at January 14, 2009 12:10:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new issue of Hello! Canada features the First Family of America on the cover. Tucked away in the corner? The First Couple of gossip – the Brange. On why they’re Hollywood’s most romantic. Pages inside feature the two doing their Porn thing. Full Story

The Freeze retreats

January 13, 2009 07:35:33 Posted at January 13, 2009 07:35:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember in high school if something embarrassing happened in class, like in gym, maybe you bent over awkwardly and flashed your ass, or Toby told everyone he took your virginity, or you totally missed your high note at the recital, or Max declared he didn’t want to go steady anymore during lunch in front of all your friends and was holding hands with Claire by next period…remember? Me? All of the above. Full Story

Globes Best Nicole Kidman: Amy Adams

January 12, 2009 07:19:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Moulin Rouge was on tv the other night. I’d forgotten. How much I love it. Moulin Rouge is sublime. And Nicole Kidman 7 years ago… this is why I loved her then. Before she went apesh-t with the freezing, before she decided to permanently immobilise her face, before her forehead became the tundra… Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge was exuberant and electrifying and gorgeous. Full Story

Empty night for the Brange

January 9, 2009 06:11:00 Posted at January 9, 2009 06:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We don’t get VH1 here in Canada so I couldn’t see for myself. But word is Angelina made a bitch face when Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep were announced as co-winners for Best Actress? True or not true? Thing is… Angelina didn’t have a chance. And she would have known this. So maybe the bitch face wasn’t so much a bitch face as it was a thin face? Because as beautiful as she is, and of course she’s totally gorgeous, her face could use some fat. Full Story

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GOOPy’s fake boobies?

December 12, 2008 08:49:18 Posted at December 12, 2008 08:49:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six is suggesting today that Gwyneth Paltrow got a boob job. Something about her flashing a nipple in her movie Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix and her breast looking like that of a 15 year old. Full Story

Can’t decide

December 12, 2008 07:10:50 Posted at December 12, 2008 07:10:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you like Courteney Cox’s botox? I can’t decide. It’s certainly better than Granny Freeze. And she does look beautiful – Courteney opted for casual at the Marley & Me LA premiere to support her bestie Jennifer Aniston – but there’s a tightness in her eyes, and the way the nose pinches… it lacks warmth, it lacks life, it lacks animation. Full Story