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Granny Fail in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2008 12:15:08 December 10, 2008 12:15:08

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association loves Baz Luhrmann. So Australia likely won’t get ignored tomorrow when the Golden Globes are announced, especially since they have a sometimes confusing “musical or comedy” category. But Australia has been virtually shut out of all the critics’ association lists so far this week. Full Story

The Happy Exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 10:25:18 December 3, 2008 10:25:18

Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn’t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out for dinner with Guy Oseary but no sign of ARod. Full Story

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Gold Foil Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 07:13:00 December 3, 2008 07:13:00

It’s a subtle difference but it’s there – Granny must be taking a break from her surgeon because over in Europe, while promoting the steadily sinking Australia, Gran looks a wee bit softer than she has in a long, long time. Still not natural, oh no, but not like a block of hard marble either. Full Story

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Granny clutches her womb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 16:59:26 December 1, 2008 16:59:26

Again? Not sure. But don’t put it past her to make you think it. Last time she was “pregnant”, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman made a point, always, of using her hand to draw attention to the fact that she was indeed roasting a Sunday inside her womb. Tonight in Paris at the premiere of Australia, she was at it again… We get it. Full Story

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Much better Meg!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 08:51:29 November 27, 2008 08:51:29

MUUUUUCH better! Remember when Meg Ryan f-cked up her face? And her lips? She’s chilled out on the mangling recently, perhaps seeing the horror that’s become Nicole Kidman. Meg was in Berlin yesterday to promote The Women which tanked big sh-t at the US box office after dismal reviews. So now she’s trying to salvage the film on the European market although chances of that happening are rather remote, considering what’s coming in the following weeks. Full Story

Flawless not frozen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 16:35:16 November 26, 2008 16:35:16

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher arrived in London today to promote her movie Flawless. I barely recall it coming out here in North American. Did it? Can’t remember and not important. What’s important is how beautiful she is. Not to say I’m looking at this face thinking she’s totally natural, obviously not. Full Story

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Granny & Ali Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 08:22:08 November 25, 2008 08:22:08

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman – she’s like the Ali Lohan of 40 year olds. 40 going on 70. Right? This is Gran at the New York premiere of Australia last night with her husband and Hugh Jackman and even her bestie Naomi Watts showed up in support, one of those token gestures perhaps just to keep up appearances. Full Story

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Was Granny a mistake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 10:30:24 November 24, 2008 10:30:24

Australia opens this week and the reviews are ranging from “not bad” to “good” which means it isn’t the worst, but it also isn’t the best. Hugh Jackman however is receiving most of the accolades. Praised unanimously for his performance and energy and the anchor of the story. Full Story

Lifetime Achievement Award

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2008 07:26:00 November 13, 2008 07:26:00

Is that the old lady recipient of the Lifetime Achievement Award at the CMAs this year? No. That is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looking elderly on the red carpet. And, once again, drawing attention to her belly. Like there might be something in there. Or reminding us that there was something in there. Full Story

Ghetto Tits sells in Greece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 14:09:15 November 12, 2008 14:09:15

Every loser can launch a fashion line. Where does this money come from? In a busted economy too! So here’s Tara Reid, selling her ghetto tits ghetto skank uniform at some fashion show in Greece. I know you love it that her left breast is significantly lower than her right. And that it appears to be sloping towards the Mediterranean. Full Story

Ridge lips, mom breasts, and a flat iron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 06:36:00 November 11, 2008 06:36:00

Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch it, the swelling buckles into a ridge right down the middle. Full Story

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