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Hot Hugh and the Old Lady

November 10, 2008 09:29:33 Posted at November 10, 2008 09:29:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. She’d lie through her teeth and tell you otherwise but Hugh compared to that geriatric fart she married? No wonder she’s looking a little flushed. Full Story

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Granny in labour, Granny undressed

November 4, 2008 08:07:00 Posted at November 4, 2008 08:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban’s latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Full Story

Reading Granny’s Diary

October 30, 2008 12:28:32 Posted at October 30, 2008 12:28:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s now the beginning of the Australia onslaught. Full Story

The youngest of them all…

October 17, 2008 10:00:00 Posted at October 17, 2008 10:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Wonder Woman! Lynda Carter showed up at the launch of some video game yesterday. A lot of stars actually showed up for the launch of that video game. Video gaming is a lucrative business these days…perhaps even more than movie making. Sorry, I digress. Wonder Woman used to be my life. Full Story

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Battle of the Faces

October 15, 2008 06:57:14 Posted at October 15, 2008 06:57:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Courteney Cox and Demi Moore posing together at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night. Courteney is 44, Demi is 46, Courteney “claimed” recently she’s only tried Botox once and hated it and Demi…well, Demi is a mystery because the work is just so good and subtle but we all just know, right? We all just know. Full Story

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Summoned by Her Madgesty

October 14, 2008 06:48:25 Posted at October 14, 2008 06:48:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a star studded carpet last night for Filth & Wisdom as all tried to gain Her Madgesty’s favour. Including Lindsay Lohan. Especially Lindsay Lohan. That’s coming up. Also Chace Crawford and the panty exploding piece of shamef&cking hotness known as Chuck Bass. Later. For now…others paying their respects at court: The beautiful Brooke Shields who, at 2 years older, still looks 10 years YOUNGER than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Full Story

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Thankful for Botox

October 13, 2008 12:56:00 Posted at October 13, 2008 12:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out Gran and every other twat in Hollywood for not being as forthcoming: “Oh my God! Those liars! I hate them! Those bitches! 'They are like, "I didn't do anything. Full Story

They all just “try” it

October 9, 2008 07:28:00 Posted at October 9, 2008 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Your first reaction might be to applaud Courteney Cox for admitting to using Botox. Especially since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, despite the obvious immobilisation in her forehead, ridiculously refuses to admit what has been long regarded as a universal truth. But here’s the thing… Courteney’s admission is that she TRIED it. Full Story

Granny Contradictory

October 7, 2008 06:21:00 Posted at October 7, 2008 06:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman was honoured last night at the Women in Hollywood Tribute hosted by Elle Magazine. As you can see, Gran’s face is as frozen as ever. Seriously, that forehead is smoother and tighter than a porcelain toilet. Having said that, I do like Granny much better with straight hair. It’s definitely more youthful, even if she’s letting the roots gray out. Full Story

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Granny in green

October 4, 2008 08:42:55 Posted at October 4, 2008 08:42:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No…it’s not 1990. Granny Freeze is not promoting Days of Thunder. It’s actually 18 years later. And she is promoting Australia. But she looks EXACTLY the same. Hmmm…I lied. She doesn’t look the same. She looks younger. Only frozen. This is the cover of the November issue of Elle featuring Gran in green and trying to be sexy inside. Full Story

Who got a peel?

October 2, 2008 06:53:17 Posted at October 2, 2008 06:53:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some are calling it bad bronzer or poorly applied foundation. To me her skin looks raw. Like it’s been scrubbed. Has that Renee Zellweger quality about it, you know? Either way, someone’s losing their job today. Whoever was assigned the unfortunate task of doing Zeta’s makeup will be fired. Full Story