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Meg & John in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2013 17:35:04 June 21, 2013 17:35:04
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FameFlynet, Jose Perez/ Splash, Valerio Pennicino/ Getty

Meg Ryan was honoured in Italy at the Taormina Film Festival. Man, I really don’t know about those shoes. I don’t understand those shoes, though I suspect you’re not looking at the shoes because you’re looking at something else. Fair enough. I don’t understand the thing you’re looking at either. Full Story

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Rob Lowe’s Dr Plastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 15:54:49 May 28, 2013 15:54:49
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Did you watch Behind The Candelabra? I’m going to keep harassing you about this. Anyway, Rob Lowe, one of Hollywood’s most well-aged faces (is this irony? I never know), played Liberace’s plastic surgeon Dr Startz. Dr Startz did a lot of rich faces back then. Lowe’s performance was hilarious if not sliiiiiightly extra. Full Story

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As IF, Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2013 21:20:35 February 1, 2013 21:20:35
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Jen Lowery/ Splash

I wrote last week that I prefer the Joan Rivers way of face-jacking which is that she does it and she doesn’t lie about it. Ashley Judd wrote a piece with big words lecturing everyone last year after the Internet went crazy about what she called, at the time, a reaction to “steroid medication” due to illness. Full Story

Granny humps for Matt Damon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2013 20:41:18 January 25, 2013 20:41:18
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WENN

Did you see Jimmy Kimmel Sucks hosted by Matt Damon last night? I was Nyquiled so I only watched this morning, in bits and pieces because the entire show is geo-blocked and YouTube has the individual segments spliced up. Heads up Americans, before you send a recommendation, Hulu is geo-blocked too. Full Story

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Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 17:32:35 January 14, 2013 17:32:35
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Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. The dress is SH-ITTING tulle. Here it comes, you ready? It’s sh-tting tulle because. Full Story

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Post-Natal Pretend Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2012 20:44:08 December 3, 2012 20:44:08
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Megan Fox is promoting This Is 40. She was at a press conference in Beverly Hills the other day, one of her first official work engagements since having her baby, which, I don’t remember his name right now and can’t be bothered to Google but my point is that I can remember what Gwyneth Paltrow wore 12 years ago to a particular premiere and it’s just interesting the details your brain will hold on to. Full Story

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See Granny as Grace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2012 18:34:30 October 9, 2012 18:34:30
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I believe these are the first shots of Nicole Kidman on set in Monaco as Grace Kelly. If this is a wig, it’s a very good one. Or did she take her extensions out? Princess Grace’s title, like that of her daughter-in-law Charlene, was Her Serene Highness. And Granny Freeze certainly looks serene here. Full Story

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The judge’s wife has three lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2012 18:19:37 September 5, 2012 18:19:37
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TMZ just reported that Mariah Carey’s American Idol is supposed to start auditioning in two weeks and so far she’s the only judge. Yeah? What’s the problem? TMZ says the problem is that producers are hoping for 4 judges; two of them - Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban - are still negotiating their deals and they’ve no ideas for the final person on the panel. Full Story

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Granny at the Games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2012 14:36:10 July 30, 2012 14:36:10
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This is Nicole Kidman’s first public appearance since Katie Holmes broke up with the Church Of Scientology to become Courage Mom, superhero, saving Suri from a life of auditing and being groomed to marry David Miscavige, thus thrusting Nicole’s post-Cruise parenting back into the spotlight. Full Story

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Madonna & Michelle Pfeiffer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2012 20:54:08 June 18, 2012 20:54:08
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Are the same age. I guess there are many different ways of doing it... Here’s Michelle Pfeiffer this weekend at the premiere of People Like Us. She looks lovely. She doesn’t look like she’s fighting it. Do you remember her in Tequila Sunrise? This is my favourite Mel Gibson movie. Full Story

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Is this Grace’s face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2012 18:08:05 June 18, 2012 18:08:05
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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended a fundraiser on Saturday night in Sydney. For a while there I thought she might not be messing with her face so much... Now I’m not so sure. Also, is it just me or are her teeth bigger? I spent time recently at an event with a dentist who gave me some fascinating information on celebrity tooth strategy. Full Story