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Defending Kate’s face

September 1, 2011 13:02:58 Posted at September 1, 2011 13:02:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Winslet is in Venice today for Carnage with co-stars John C Reilly and Christoph Waltz. Jodie Foster is shooting a movie and obviously couldn’t make it. This is Kate at the photo call in the afternoon and then at the gala in the evening. And there has been a lot of discussion about her face. Full Story

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Madonna introduces W.E.

September 1, 2011 07:38:17 Posted at September 1, 2011 07:38:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna arrived in Venice today at the photo call for W.E. along with Andrea Riseborough and Abbie Cornish. I am already obsessed with Andrea Riseborough. Look at that face! Fresh and beguiling, non? And can you believe it’s the same girl you saw in these Vanity Fair photos Full Story

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Weird stripe, faces that don’t move, hot Brit host

August 24, 2011 13:25:00 Posted at August 24, 2011 13:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is, so far, what the US version of The X Factor is for me. The judges and the host are featured on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter. First thing I fixated on was that weird blonde stripe that seems to be running up Simon Cowell’s head. Is it bad lighting? Why didn’t they fix it? This is making me crazy. Full Story

Madonna 53

August 16, 2011 08:33:43 Posted at August 16, 2011 08:33:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna and Elvis inextricably linked. At least to me on this day. It’s her birthday. She’s 53. Madonna is 53. This is our world...? Indeed. And in our world, Madonna at 53 is dating Brahim Zaibat at 24. He’s a dancer. He’s French. They spent the weekend in the Hamptons kissing on the beach. Full Story

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Porcelain to Porcine

August 8, 2011 12:08:33 Posted at August 8, 2011 12:08:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is no art to saying someone looks like a pig. It’s not clever and it’s not original. There is, then, no intent here to snark on Nicole Kidman. The reason I’m saying she looks like a pig is because, well, she actually looks like a pig. She wasn’t, of course, born looking like a pig. Full Story

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Old Blake/New Blake

August 4, 2011 09:12:00 Posted at August 4, 2011 09:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So many of you yelled at me the other day after I posted this article of Blake Lively bike riding with Leonardo DiCaprio in New York for not pointing out her allegedly fake tits. Then even more of you started yelling about all the work she’s had done to get herself to this level. Full Story

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Another monumental As IF

July 8, 2011 07:31:00 Posted at July 8, 2011 07:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday’s As IF moment came to us courtesy Victoria Beckham or, rather, David Beckham who claimed his wife Posh didn’t know that he was iPhoning her pregnantly candid. Click here for a refresher. Today’s As IF is thanks to Megan Fox who took to her Facebook page in a post titled "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX" to prove she’s never had Botox by posting these attached photos of herself scrunching up her forehead like that sh-t is all natural. Full Story

Comparing the Kidmans

June 28, 2011 09:07:08 Posted at June 28, 2011 09:07:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze has returned home to Australia to introduce baby Faith Margaret to her family. It’ll be a big week of celebrations. Her wedding anniversary is coming up and her birthday and also Sunday Rose’s too. Her sister Antonia is also back in town for the reunion. Antonia has a lot of kids. Full Story

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A thousand little black dresses

June 28, 2011 07:42:35 Posted at June 28, 2011 07:42:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston plays a nympho boss in the upcoming Horrible Bosses. Sort of a departure for her in terms of character. And in her personal life, she thinks she’s dating a badass. Are you finally telling us you’re not so square? Jen is currently making the rounds in New York to hustle the movie. Full Story

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Kate Winslet and what counts

June 22, 2011 12:38:34 Posted at June 22, 2011 12:38:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Winslet at the YO DONA Magazine International Awards in Madrid last night. Looks unbelievable. SO good. And natural. I think natural. I’m not going to rehash our debate on if she’s had anything done but I will tweak it and ask you what you consider to be “done”. I came in this morning for the news and sat in for makeup with one of the lead artists. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Megan Fox & the Other Under 30s

June 16, 2011 09:49:00 Posted at June 16, 2011 09:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just for fun. From the Maui Film Festival. It’s Megan Fox with Olivia Wilde, Andrew Garfield, and Garrett Hedlund. All of them are receiving awards at the event. I’m not sure Megan’s award is acting related though... Anyway, the way I photo assume this first image it’s like, well, the other three are tight, and then with Megan. Full Story

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